Gerkin’

To Gerk / Gerk Walk is to move with such viscosity and or swagger, that those around you fall into a hypnotic trance fueled only by the sheer amount of schmoovin’ that you be doin’.

“Hey Mark, did you see that guy on the news Gerkin’ in NYC?”

“John. What the fuck are you talking about?”

“Yeah man, he started Gerkin’ during the Macy’s parade, by the end every US resident within a fourteen mile radius was either Gerkin’, two steppin’, or jerkin’, sometimes both. It was… it was wild man.

by X Isn’t Real November 25, 2023

Gerk

A Mans Butthole in Jail

“Shut up before i get in your Gerk”

by V8DM_Clutch March 28, 2024

Gerklestomp

A filler word or word to use that means shoving a dick down a woman's throat until they gurgle on it repeatedly

"I just Gerklestomped on a bih"

by TheOGBausom April 12, 2024

Gnershk

A word that can mean different things such as, Hello, Goodbye and Hey can you pass me that rock over there?

Caveman 1"gnershk"
Caveman 2 "ooga booga"

by XÆJ April 18, 2024

Gerk

A man’s butt

Kaleb plays with the mans gerk inside the car not knowing he’s being watched.

by Jiamek April 23, 2024

Gerk

Word popularised in East Melbourne used to refer to someone who is weird, nerdy and overall uncool. Or to call someone ugly or goofy looking. It can also be used to describe something Wack, embarrassing and again uncool

I’m sick of all these gerks in the library.
Bro what are you wearing, that shit is gerked out.
Bro that gerk will never pull that girl.

by Juicy ingredients June 27, 2024

Gwerk

Dick Sweat

Yeah he collected all of his gwerk in a jar.

by GwerkCollector January 19, 2025