Glumpclaw

A person who acts badass but cant hurt a fly

Terry: jimmy said hes gonna beat me
Sharon: jimmy is a fucking glumpclaw dont worry

by godoplays August 23, 2019

Glomp

To eat, usually with great enjoyment.

X: "Behold, I have pasta and meat sauce!"
X: *glomps*

by Fuschia June 19, 2006

Glampster

One who excels at the act of glamorous clamping (see "glamping"). A glampster is someone who is capable of heading into deepest nature with all the accessories necessary to throw a rocking, luxurious party with a couple dozen of their closest friends. Airbeds, turntables, sound systems and late night debauchery may or may not be involved.

"Damn it feels good to be a glampster!" - Cupkate.

by Peopleofearth March 28, 2011

glamplify

To make more glamorous.

These products will glamplify your face by hiding wrinkles.

by smjgJsbjgsm June 12, 2018

con-glompmerate

When someone returns to messenger after a long awaited leave of absence and is promptly *GLOMPED* and *glomps* back.

Person 1 says: brb
Person 2 says: k

(x amount of time has passed)

Person 1 says: Back
Person 2 says: *GLOMPED*
Person 1 says: *Glomps back*

This is a Con-Glompmerate

by PyroTeknik January 14, 2008

Glomp

To nom on someones neck.

I glomped him and he went, "Tehe!"

by BimpyBob March 28, 2013

Glomp

An excessive attraction between two people in a relationship. This attraction usually results in a feeling of suffocation for one or both involved.

The boy slimply glomped onto his new girl friend.

by Igor Solinsky July 19, 2003