sigmund frued

He was a genius who lived before you were born ..

but the point is that he introduced penis envy .. which means that women envy men because they have a penis when women dont ..

so all those who say shit about frued are women (might also be stuck up bitchz) .. or worst CUNTS.

person 1: if it wasnt for sigmund frued u wud not knw u had a unconcious mind ..
person 2: yea man .. if it wasnt for sigmund frued u wudnt have a valid reason to fuck ur mom ..

person 1: hehe .. fuck off

by papa18-1 June 24, 2009

freelo

A freelance job.

Eugenio: I'm leaving one of my jobs.
Diego: Are you leaving your full time job?
Eugenio: No, just a freelo.

by Diego Bruno May 25, 2012

Freeloader

What people do to abuse samples of frozen yogurt. They just come in and take free samples and not buy any yogurt.

Frozen yogurt samples are for CUSTOMERS ONLY. No Freeloaders!

by partyrockstar222 June 28, 2012

frugly

funny and ugly

my cat

by peanut butter August 26, 2003

I_P_Freely

When two gay guys have angry butt sex and the pitcher pulls out and yells I_P_Freely then pisses all over the recievers back.

Joe,"Hey dude i heard Bobby gave Michael an I_P_Freely" Bob,"What!!! thats funny as fuck dude ima tell everyone now!"

by ugly green monsta March 21, 2009

Freelance-fade

A phenomenon affecting male freelance writers, editors and translators. When the need to earn enough money to eat, time-zones and deadlines combine to mean that you do not see the light of day for several days and therefore do not feel the need to shave. The resulting stubble: freelance-fade.

His girlfriend longed to kiss him, but his freelance-fade scuffed up her porcelain cheeks.

by Chrisy09 January 21, 2009

freelo

the feeling of falling when you're lying in bed

Oh man I freeloed again!

by junkjunkjunk June 28, 2019