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Footer

Noun/Verb, the act of shimmying or sliding both feet on the ground very swiftly as a mode of transportation. Also used as a form of racing friends.
Past tense, Footered
Present tense, Footering/Footers
The child happily footered to school.
He footeres his way to victory.
The annual footer race is tomorrow.
by The 7th Huskey German February 12, 2025
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Footered

When you get to put all 5 toes in her
Man I footered ol girl last night, you should have seen her face!

She looked over at me and said "I wanna be footered baby"
by ItsMelanieBihh May 9, 2025
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Fooner

A female gooner. A girl who partakes into reading hardcore dark erotica. Distinct and evolved from gooner due to the lack of shame. Often openly embraces and publicly discusses her particular tastes.
- Kacy is such a weirdo. She likes to recite the Morning Glory Milking Farm by heart!
- Yeah! Such a fooner!
by KermitThePermit October 13, 2025
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Pork Forker

A woman (or in some cases, a man), who is so fond of the male anatomy that they just can't get enough of it. They Nom on it every chance they can get.
Wow, dude. Look at her. She is such a Pork Forker.
by Ennus July 13, 2010
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Brown Footer

A person that has a brown foot from kick people in the ass so hard it comes out brown.
John is a brown footer. I wouldn't want to get in a fight with him.
by Mcjissycumpants December 6, 2010
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Cow Folker

A: A guy or group guys who very neatly & too tightly dress up like cowboys to attract the opposite sex & or to give themselves a more macho persona then they have being their individual selves.

B: A Weekend Cowboy
person 1: "You want to go down to the row tonight?"
person 2: "It is a weekend so it is amature night."
person 1: "Oh, all the cow folkers will be up from phoenix"
person 2: "Wow, what some guys do for the va jay jay or for other guys, I'm not sure"
by ophora December 15, 2010
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Marty Forker

"Hey, did you see that guy knock down 6 refresher bombs, how awesome was that?", "Yeah, that was so Marty Forker of him".
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