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fluffy shirt 

what you call some one when their fat but you don't want to hurt their feelings.
no your not fat you just have a fluffy shirt.
fluffy shirt by virose March 26, 2017

fluffy falafel 

When you squeeze the shit out of a chicken onto your partner, skin the chicken and slap it on their face, and then stuff your partner in a large pita. Enjoy.
I totally fluffy falafeled Jen last night. So unexpected but a grand time 😏
fluffy falafel by Haha345 June 22, 2017

fluffy coat 

When a male ejaculates onto a females face and then shaves his curly cues and sprinkles it on her in order to create a baby batter beard.
Ex.1-Santa clause got me a fluffy coat . Ex.2-A-suh girl, its cold out here let me give you my fluffy coat.

Fluffy Nuts 

A person who carries themselves with a sense of superiority solely derived from a position of authority, or some other unearned quality.

Whereas the person with big balls has the skill or physical prowess to back up their actions; the Fluffy Nuts merely appear big, but are actually only fluffy.

Scenario: construction worker works on ladder, group of authority figures walks up and watches.

Construction worker to fellow construction worker, later:

Man, I was trying to get my job done, but a whole gaggle of Fluffy Nuts came up checking out my ass while I was trying to work! So, I got down off the ladder
Scenario: construction worker works on ladder, group of authority figures walks up and watches.

Construction worker to fellow construction worker, later:

Man, I was trying to get my job done, but a whole gaggle of Fluffy Nuts came up checking out my ass while I was trying to work! So, I got down off that ladder, have them a mean mug and walked off.
Fluffy Nuts by MacFhearguis December 12, 2017

Fluffy Wookie 

That chewbacca grrr sounding noise Jakey makes when he is angry, annoyed or trying to fake being pissed off to the 'lads' & Panda.
Panda: <insert something annoying here>
Jakey: wurrr ahrrr warrr arrr
Panda: Aww Jakey you're such a fluffy wookie
Jakey: I'm not a fluffy wookie

fluffy taco 

Sexual term that is seriously fucked up I mean why would you want like Cotten candy on your vagina
I don’t want a mother fucking fluffy taco.