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Flower Mound

A place full of people who are both uptight and paranoid.
Bob: This place is a total Flower Mound!
Jake: It's a retirement home, dude, what do you expect?
by A_Mysterious_Man October 11, 2012
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Flopper Stopper

A bra constructed to inhibit the flopping of Floppers. A support for a woman's breasts that keeps them from flopping around.
I hope you remembered to wear your flopper stopper, Charmaine.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 18, 2005
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Flowering Tulip

Flowering Tulip describes the butt hole. If you look at a butthole you will see the center exit (or entrance for some) and around that shows the wrinkling from the excess skin which allows it to expand. This looks like a flowering tulip
Last night I buried my dick in her flowering tulip!
by TwoSpot August 12, 2009
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Floppery

The act of graciously dragging and flapping your soft, flaccid penis penis all about your girl's face. May include a few ball flops as well, if your are so inclined. Makes for an ideal morning wake up call.
I woke Rachel up this morning with a bit of floppery.

I was poking Leslie's left nostril this morning with the tip during s little fun floppery.
by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2017
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Cock Flopper

A fat or very ugly chick who causes stiff erections to flop.
Nicole is such a cock flopper no guy could ever keep it up around that slore.
by mbaby13 December 18, 2009
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blakey flower

A pazzed out, closeted, passive aggressive, dippy, junkie fried fuck that loves to play the victim in EVERYTHING and has 0 respect for anything or anyone

A blakey flower is often referred to as an air-waster or a poofter chook and are noticeable with their confused look towards everyday life.
If your scared you could always do a blakey flower and hide under the bed

"He couldnt even get it hard"
"Omg not another blakey flower!!"

Smells like diabetes... blakey flowers not around is he?!
by Bfpc92 February 24, 2017
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flower shop girl

a girl who works in a flower shop. Flower shop girls are known to be some of the nicest friendliest girls around.
I was buying some flowers the other day, and the girl in the shop was extremely friendly and nice. Everyone should get to know a flower shop girl.
by Figleaf23 September 9, 2007
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