flabbergasted

when something is really dumb, you just cant say one thing

(guy 1 shows a picture of tari from meta runner)
(guy 2 is flabbergasted)

by oneshotnikoafterbeer October 1, 2023

Flabbergasted

A word to show how shocked you are, also great for describing things in a funny way.

I was flabbergasted by that weird hippopotamus!

by Burnt Toast :| November 1, 2023

Flabbergasted

What the teacher says they are after receiving a bad report from the sub teacher.

" I AM ABSOLUTELY FLABBERGASTED AT YOUR GUY'S BEHAVIOUR!!!!! NEVER IN MY NINETY SOMETHING YEARS OF TEACHING HAVE I GOTTEN SUCH A BAD REPORT FROM A SUB. "

Like we get it Mrs Smith we piss you off.

by Baguette_6611 November 26, 2023

Flabbergasm

When you are so in awe by something you can't physically look away or move from your spot.

It was so cool, I was having a flabbergasm.

by leemur74 September 22, 2024

Flabberjistaboonalinging

Hardcore goofy sex.

"me and jamie were flabberjistaboonalinging all night"

by tanu_lz November 13, 2024

flabbergast

surprise (someone) greatly;

I flabbergasted my fiancé at her birthday party

by Lillian Hauchlaz December 4, 2023

Flabberissed

The definition of being both flabbergasted and pissed

Mark came home to a cow, and was flabberissed.

by Itsajokie December 10, 2023