fed

somebody who just bout fat as hell

Jerry: Hey that dude Gary can’t fit through the door!

Liam: That fucking fed.

by pluvioso July 6, 2021

fed-ex

The ex you wish you could send away.

My fed-ex keeps calling me. Wish he would just leave town.

by nicnac29 March 13, 2011

country fed

Healthy Thick Well Fed And Solid

Look how big he is yeah he definitely country fed

by Starthakidd March 13, 2023

Fed-ex

An agent of "Big Brother" whom you're no longer "bros" wif.

Having a Fed-ex can be a real double-edged sword --- on da one hand, if you two parted ways amicably, he might be willing to "pull some strings" wif da higher government mucky-mucks on your behalf. But on da other hand, if said breakup was NOT overly pleasant, it could mean dat said stuffed-shirt intel-rep could very likely possess certain knowledge and/or power dat he could use to "make things warm for you".
P.S. A third situation could also be da case if said former heart-throb is now actually an "ex-Fed" --- as in, he's no longer working a government job. Depending on which fellow-officials he knew during his employment and/or why his "lofty" position was terminated, he might or night not still have significant "pull" wif his cronies in Washington, and thus his "heat-creating" powers over you could vary greatly.

by QuacksO March 16, 2023

Fed

A fed is a friend that snitches therefor federal

Ay don't tell that nigga nothing he's fed.

by DA JIT March 29, 2023

Fed

feeding in the past

His mother fed him breast milk.
He gets spoon fed by his teacher
My name is fed

by Cunty pseudonym February 5, 2023

Fed ted

an autocorrect version of the word “retarded” used to insult people without them knowing the meaning. this word has no tense or other forms and can be used in any way even if grammatically incorrect

“You’re a fed Ted.”
“You’re so fed ted.”

by Sleezysheep February 7, 2023