facial

1.) A cosmetic treatment applied to the face.
2.) A huge load of cum applied to the face.

1.) My wife had that weird green crap on her face that is known as a facial.
2.) Later, I blew my load on my wife's face, thus providing a facial.

by Archibald H. Wigglesworth December 9, 2008

Cheeto-faced Twatwaffle

Donald Trump, The 45th President of The United States of America.

He's a Cheeto-faced Twatwaffle who should've never been the leader of the free world.

by Hoe Lee Fuck July 1, 2017

shit faced

When you drink so much that you end up using the toilet with your face - instead of shitting with your ass, one shits (pukes) with their face. This usually occurs at the end of a drinking binge or as part of the hangover experience.

"Lets go out and get shit faced!"

by five5rivers August 3, 2007

Facial Awareness

To be aware of the size of your own face.

"Jim, were all leaving."
"You can't leave."
"Why?"
"I know my face won't fit through that door."
"How the hell do you know that?"
"I have facial awareness."

by Matt Lindley July 30, 2006

facedong

verb, noun, adjective
to hit, pummel, poke or push your penis against someone's face, usually while he or she is kneeling on the floor.

Clark repeatedly facedonged Laura. She loved his facedonging--he was vicious, and the facedongs freed her libido and opened up her mind to new things.

by basculet March 24, 2008

Facial Hat

A person who is pouting Or Any person who purposefully and willfully puts an end to people having a good time. An ignorant person

i.e. "that girl is a total facial hat," She hasn't smiled all night .

by johnsonb73 August 9, 2009

faciopath

Those who spend hours on Facebook, and simply are obsessed with others status updates and photos. They have to either like every single status or leave a comment.
On ocassions when they're not on facebook and are with friends, they still talk about other people's facebook statuses.

She's such a faciopath I had to block her.

by DrunkGuru May 2, 2011