by god April 29, 2005
Get the Facebookmug. spreading your ass to have a chick toss your salad like your opening a book then put it right in her face as if she were reading that book.
or if she extremely hot, hot enough you could have her facebook you...
or if she extremely hot, hot enough you could have her facebook you...
That chick was ugly as fuck so rather than have sex with her i gave her the facebook.
or
damn that chick is so hot i would let her facebook me ....
to hot female: Damn your fine you can facebook me anytime
or
damn that chick is so hot i would let her facebook me ....
to hot female: Damn your fine you can facebook me anytime
by richard1269 November 30, 2011
Get the The facebookmug. "I facebooked your mom last night!"
by mjw5 April 15, 2006
Get the facebookedmug. A worldwide gravitational tractor beam that slowly sucks the life out of all its users. Eventually, it will suck the entire universe into a giant black hole, thus ending life as we know it.
I meant to do my homework four hours ago, but I was unexpectedly sucked into Facebook, which stole my soul and left my body blankly staring at my computer screen while I now reside in the vacuum of space.
by TheAwesomeistChickYouKnow. July 23, 2011
Get the Facebookmug. Facebook: noun ~ A social network where friends can interact and act as immature as they want.
Thanks Pokedex!
Thanks Pokedex!
by Default~Marcus July 24, 2011
Get the Facebookmug. verb. When dour doing a chick from behind, and you bend her over, and hit her in the face with a book. Thus the Facebook!
Guy 1: Dude, I totally Facebooked a chick last night
Guy 2: Bro, that's super chill
Guy 1: Yeah, but then he bled all over the sheets
Guy 2: Bro, that's super chill
Guy 1: Yeah, but then he bled all over the sheets
by the dude5264247 March 17, 2011
Get the Facebookmug. Just like television.
A drug used by a very few, at the very top who run the world, to limit free and independent thought.
Especially to distract the youth, who will inherit the world, from the horrible situation they will inevitably ... inherit.
Did you know the second round of funding into Facebook ($US12.7 million) came from venture capital firm Accel Partners. Its manager James Breyer was formerly chairman of the National Venture Capital Association, and served on the board with Gilman Louie, CEO of In-Q-Tel, a venture capital firm established by the Central Intelligence Agency in 1999.
One of the company's key areas of expertise are in "data mining technologies".
A drug used by a very few, at the very top who run the world, to limit free and independent thought.
Especially to distract the youth, who will inherit the world, from the horrible situation they will inevitably ... inherit.
Did you know the second round of funding into Facebook ($US12.7 million) came from venture capital firm Accel Partners. Its manager James Breyer was formerly chairman of the National Venture Capital Association, and served on the board with Gilman Louie, CEO of In-Q-Tel, a venture capital firm established by the Central Intelligence Agency in 1999.
One of the company's key areas of expertise are in "data mining technologies".
Facebook's own Terms of use state: "by posting Member Content to any part of the Web site, you automatically grant, and you represent and warrant that you have the right to grant, to facebook an irrevocable, perpetual, non-exclusive, transferable, fully paid, worldwide license to use, copy, perform, display, reformat, translate, excerpt and distribute such information and content and to prepare derivative works of, or incorpoate into other works, such information and content, and to grant and authorise sublicenses of the foregoing.
This is no hippie bullshit people!
This is no hippie bullshit people!
by muffin33ter October 21, 2011
Get the Facebookmug.