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A worldwide gravitational tractor beam that slowly sucks the life out of all its users. Eventually, it will suck the entire universe into a giant black hole, thus ending life as we know it.
I meant to do my homework four hours ago, but I was unexpectedly sucked into Facebook, which stole my soul and left my body blankly staring at my computer screen while I now reside in the vacuum of space.
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