dyngus

A dim witted person of western european decent lacking class, culture, and or ambition. Mediocre. A simpleton.

Hey- did you see me try to pull the jedi mind trick over that dyngus over there? lol! I told her to pick a number between 1 and 9 and then multiply it by 9 and then.... she couldn't comprehend.

Yeah dude. what you expect? She's got a perm. Fucking dyngus.

by Smellgibson May 4, 2014

Dynamo

An insanely phenomenal Magician from Bradforf/UK. After amazing Stars like Will Smith, Snoop Dogg aso. he got his own show on Watch TV called Dynamo: Magician Impossible which has made him even more Famous. He will Blow your Mind into an unrecognizibale wreck. He's the best thing since sliced bread!

Mia: OMG did you see those mad tricks Dynamo did last night on his Dynamo:Magician Impossible show?

Julia: yeah i just cant wrap my brains around it!

Mia: HOW DOES HE DO IT?!

by Born-4-powder November 25, 2011

Napoleon Dynamite

Oh, man...I would rather feed myself my own nuts than watch this asswipe movie again. Overrated just doesn't cut it. I can picture the making of the idea. The director wiped his ass and wanted to check if there was corn on the toilet paper. Upon looking at his shit, he got inspired and decided to re-create it in movie form. I seriously don't get it, the movie is so dull, it's like watching a bunch of brain-dead morons counting dust particles. Fuck, man, I would rather have my head lopped off and eaten by wild boars than watch this lame puddle of piss again. It's border-line disturbing, follwing the life some asshat liar that draws shitty pictures, trying to help his friend win a virtually pointless school election that, unlike a million other movies, symbolizes that the little guy can top the big guy (not realizing that the only reason people don't vote for him is because he's got shit ideas, just like this whole fucking movie). But that's not it! If you still have all your brain cells or if you're not suffering a lame-induced seizure yet, stay tuned to see Mr. Dy-na-mite deal with his embarassing uncle and nerdy brother! WOW! What a crock of pig-shit. I had more fun dislocating my shoulder. Seriously, that's all that happens. Then there's some stupid catch phrases like "Gosh" and "Heck, yeah!" that HAVE ONLY BEEN USED SINCE FUCKING FOREVER and are now considered the wittiest thing in the world, regardless of the fact that they have been pulled out of a seven year old's ass. Seriously, it's unoriginal and JUST PLAIN...AUGH! I seriosuly don't think that I can ever find a word that is even relatively close to how shit this movie is. There is no wit or some thought-provoking, hidden symbolism, so don't bother looking. What you see is literally what you see: a bunch of dumbass idiots doing nothing but wasting your time with pointless shit that had miraculously passed off as humour. My...God. It hurts me to even use that word in association with this atrocity. Well, either that or it's hidden REALLY, REALLY well. I highly doubt it, though, seeing how this movie is connected with MTV. As for the low budget thing, why would someone spend money on this shit when they couldn't even spend any creativity on it? But the icing on the cake is all the impressionable idiot sheep that jerk off to every word uttered from that retard Napoleon's mouth and that try to fit as many of his dip-shit catch phrases in a single sentance as possible. This movie is just plain ass.

Hey, I'm Napoleon Dynamite and I yell at llamas because I'm a dumb-shit idiot that has the impeccable talent of recognizing different substances in milk! HAHAHA! Hilarious!

by punchline February 28, 2005

Napoleon Dynamite

1. The most overratted movie in the world.

2. The name of a future porn star.

1. Not Napoleon Dynamite again!!

2. I just saw "The Last Blow" starring Napoleon Dynamite

by Bodacious Bob February 10, 2005

dynamo 7

Is the highest looks based rating one can give a girl. It trumps all other rating scales and falls well above a 10/10.

Damn that girl is so hot! I'ld rate her a dynamo 7!

by dynamo dude April 19, 2007

dynowhite

an enthusiastic interjection which may be utilized by members of the Caucasian race in order to celebrate a uniquely 'white' achievement

Charles: "It seems as though I've gotten mustard on my polo shirt from my turkey and cheese sandwich"

Maxwell: "Well you're in luck mister, I have some moist towelettes in my fannypack"

Charles: "O Maxwell, you're the best"

The two high-five: "DYNOWHITE!"

by Motieu September 12, 2011

Dynisty

A extremely hot girl with a big ass and nice tits and pretty eyes.
If you get her don't let her go because she's sexy as hell.
She's like a drug you get so addicted to her

Damn dynisty be mine.

Dynisty you sexy as fuck.

by Jammie nash June 21, 2018