an ugly fat girl who is grody and has greesy hair and zits and is just nasty. in most cases, they are fat, but in some rare ones such as sarah jessica parker, thin people may be accepted. it is called dudesauce because most people, at first site, know that they are not dudes, just grody nasty looking girls, but for a short period of time suspect they may have a penis.
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. . . _I_ came up with it over NINE years ago..
in 1997, people in chat rooms and other internet gatherings were saying "dudes and dudettes".
I felt that "dudette" sounded short and abbreviated, while "dudess" was more associated with royalty and finesse.
I signed artwork that goes back a decade with MY name on it, my rhinestone-covered car had personalized license plates with MY name on it. I had the hotmail account way back when the passwords were four digits long. if anyone "came up with it", it was because I've been actively circulating it for so many years that it's superceded its predecessors and is bourne on the wind itself. my sister lived in washington, dc and ran for city council (or something), she can VERIFY all this.
a "dudess" isn't just a female "dude", isn't as celestial as a "goddess"..
it involves an ancient connection with the earth forces, like an atlantian princess or an egyptian priestess. she derives her intrinsic sense of being "cool" from her oneness with the universal forces that permeate all existance. she always has, and always will be the glue that keeps the cosmic magnetic web from breaking.
. . . _I_ came up with it over NINE years ago..
in 1997, people in chat rooms and other internet gatherings were saying "dudes and dudettes".
I felt that "dudette" sounded short and abbreviated, while "dudess" was more associated with royalty and finesse.
I signed artwork that goes back a decade with MY name on it, my rhinestone-covered car had personalized license plates with MY name on it. I had the hotmail account way back when the passwords were four digits long. if anyone "came up with it", it was because I've been actively circulating it for so many years that it's superceded its predecessors and is bourne on the wind itself. my sister lived in washington, dc and ran for city council (or something), she can VERIFY all this.
a "dudess" isn't just a female "dude", isn't as celestial as a "goddess"..
it involves an ancient connection with the earth forces, like an atlantian princess or an egyptian priestess. she derives her intrinsic sense of being "cool" from her oneness with the universal forces that permeate all existance. she always has, and always will be the glue that keeps the cosmic magnetic web from breaking.
dudess is NEVER capitalized as that would be pretentious.
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Get the dudesteak mug.Any weapon; composed of a beer container and shaft of equal proportion. Familiar in three common sizes: little dudson; beer can and twig or stick, large dudson; bubba keg and half a hockey stick, giant dudson; fullsize-keg and industrial size metal shaft. *Note* Only seven-foot giants should use giant dudsons.
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Get the Dudish mug.Dudism is the term that dudes (who tend to be skateboarding/hippies, slightly mixed up rock n rollers with moderate drugs problem,which by the way is 'cool')associate with. It is actually the practicing of the art of being a 'dude' (see 'dude')to be a true dude you must be: unmotivated, say words like 'repressed' if someone asks you to do something, wash annually and go out with girls of same principle (also known as dudettes)
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