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WRONG !!
. . . _I_ came up with it over NINE years ago..
in 1997, people in chat rooms and other internet gatherings were saying "dudes and dudettes".
I felt that "dudette" sounded short and abbreviated, while "dudess" was more associated with royalty and finesse.
I signed artwork that goes back a decade with MY name on it, my rhinestone-covered car had personalized license plates with MY name on it. I had the hotmail account way back when the passwords were four digits long. if anyone "came up with it", it was because I've been actively circulating it for so many years that it's superceded its predecessors and is bourne on the wind itself. my sister lived in washington, dc and ran for city council (or something), she can VERIFY all this.
a "dudess" isn't just a female "dude", isn't as celestial as a "goddess"..
it involves an ancient connection with the earth forces, like an atlantian princess or an egyptian priestess. she derives her intrinsic sense of being "cool" from her oneness with the universal forces that permeate all existance. she always has, and always will be the glue that keeps the cosmic magnetic web from breaking.
dudess is NEVER capitalized as that would be pretentious.
by dudess June 6, 2007
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