Divorced bit-lad

Term used in mullingar(Ireland) to describe a lonely looking man.

"Come on up to the fling biyz, i'm standing here at the bar like a divorced bit-lad!"

"I believe Mallards is flittered with divorced bit-lads of a friday"

"Danger Byrnes is no place for a divorced bit-lad bowld gowl has no time for divorced bit-lads... go to the temple of doom where you belong you divorced bit-lad"

"I went to the cinema on my own like a proper divorced bit-lad"

by MrSkark September 28, 2005

devotee

One who is truly committed to the Theory of Devolution.
Who believes the beginning of the decline is long past.

"As a DEVOTEE, John lives for today; he hasn't much hope in tomorrows.

by Chingo Bolemongo September 30, 2006

epic divorce

the epic fail way to end a marriage.

dood: dude, i heard she raked you over the coals in court

dude: ya dood, it was an epic divorce

by cay dcat January 17, 2009

DiVittorio

An acient Italian island off the coast of Sicily. The people have somewhat of a government of thier own (mafia)and are very proud of thier origin and many DiVittorio's are legendary for talents.

person:damn that was fast
other person: well what can i say, i'm a DiVittorio

by JoTheItalian January 20, 2009

Divorcer

the biggest, blackest, most intimidating dildo ever. Not intended for mass production.

Divorcer:

Some Guy: What's the biggest thing you've ever stuffed in there?
Girl who loves huge dildo's: Well once I got an entire vase in there, but it was no divorcer.

At a Mexican restaurant;
Guy: Boy that burrito sure was huge, probably the biggest I've ever eaten.
Other Guy: Yeah dude, that thing was as big as the divorcer.

by chunneler December 9, 2008

divorcation

A divorce vacation; after an arduous divorce process, a vacation is deserved, simply to celebrate newfound legal freedom.

I can't wait for this divorce to be finalized so I can go on my divorcation to Hawaii!

by thesassaman November 8, 2010

Divock

A person whom spends most of their lives doing not a lot but has a tendency to show spectacular results when they're most desperately needed.

- "is it true that Gary is getting fired next week seeing as he's done absolutely fuck all in the time he's been here?"

- "I doubt it, last week he pulled off a Divock and doubled our sales"

"corner taken quickly - ORIGIIIIIIII!!!!!!!"

by MonsieurTrollio November 4, 2019