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we meet, we mate, we disintegrate! this is exactly what is says we meet someone we have a sexual encounter then eventually we die...the basics of life!
we meet, we mate, we disintegrate! this is exactly what is says we meet someone we have a sexual encounter then eventually we die...the basics of life!
by kermit999 November 26, 2010
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divine breakup

This may be possibly the best way to break up with a girl if you are sick of your relationship. Message the chic and get her to stand on an exposed street corner (not near any trees or posts that may get in the way). Organize a friend to drive past her while you hang out the back window of the vehicle and yell 'YOUR DUMPED HOE'. As she looks up, throw a full 2 liter bottle of Coke at her face hard, so it hits her and drops her to the foot path. Then get your friend to spin the wheels and speed off... Another option is to throw the bottle of Coke at her box; this has the advantage of leaving her with a mung hole.
Pete: I hate going out with Gemma-Rae she is a complete skank.
Trent: Why don't you have a divine break up with the cunt of a thing.

After our divine breakup, Sonique couldn't find a new boyfriend because of her obscene mung hole. What a stupid bitch!
by the gayzelle September 3, 2009
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pit diving

The act of putting your face in the hairy armpit of a hot muscular guy (preferably with a slight musky odor) in order to lick and smell for sexual arousal.
That guy is so hot I would love to go pit diving on him.
by Mr Buckles January 11, 2009
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Shaun Diviney

Another word for 'dorito'.
Shaun Diviney is so orange, I bet he rolls around in doritos.
by a-n-c-h-o-r July 1, 2011
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Dick Diving

The instinctual male behavior of trying to pile up as many women as possible and then dive into them, dick first.
That guy has been talking to every lady in here. He's dick diving so hard.
by LangHack October 26, 2015
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Deep sea diving

1. going down on a woman. 2. eating a woman out. 3. cunnilingus.
He better be good at deep sea diving if he doesn't last long in bed!
by jadgie August 18, 2010
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Link Diving

The act of clicking further and further from your original subject of research. Commonly related to the popular website Wikipedia.com
I started out reading about Big Foot on Wikipedia, but two hours later of link diving later and I knew all about The Spring Heeled Jack of London.
by Fiasco Bros. March 24, 2007
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