Wow, you stink at swimming. not to mention that you do Hurley Dives. ** chuckling while pointing to your red mark **
by Word Making Genieus February 18, 2009
Jill: Did you give him head last night?
Tim: No, I am NOT a scruff diver!
Jill: A scruff diver?
Tim: It is the gay version of muff diving!
Jill: That's what she said...
Tim: No, I am NOT a scruff diver!
Jill: A scruff diver?
Tim: It is the gay version of muff diving!
Jill: That's what she said...
by Twin5098 March 22, 2008
The act of putting your face in the hairy armpit of a hot muscular guy (preferably with a slight musky odor) in order to lick and smell for sexual arousal.
by Mr Buckles February 09, 2008
by jordan February 24, 2005
by red5 March 10, 2005
when a man recieves fellatio while concurrently excreting fecal matter in a pool, or any large body of water. Both subjects must be submerged in the water, except for whoever is on the recieving end may have thier head out of the water. Defecation must be executed underwater as well. Recieving a blumpkin at the edge of a pool and, say, letting the shit just fall into the pool does not constitue as blumpkin diving.
by jbd November 15, 2005
by Cro-Mag August 17, 2011