When you can't get an erection so you grab the base of your dick and swell the head like a tulip, and then begin punching her fartbox with your limp dick.
I told you to stop "Balloon-Dicking" me!
by Dick Tulip August 22, 2018
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1. Non-dominant hand extraction is one drink for opponent
2. Any extraction in top half of the tower is a drink for yourself
3. Middle block extraction anywhere is 2 drinks for yourself
4. Person who knocks down the tower chugs the remaining drink.
Apply these rules in conjunction i.e. extracting a middle block with non-dominant hand half way up the tower is 3 drinks for you and 1 drink for your opponent.
Ideally played with cans of beer where each drink is a shot of beer.
1. Non-dominant hand extraction is one drink for opponent
2. Any extraction in top half of the tower is a drink for yourself
3. Middle block extraction anywhere is 2 drinks for yourself
4. Person who knocks down the tower chugs the remaining drink.
Apply these rules in conjunction i.e. extracting a middle block with non-dominant hand half way up the tower is 3 drinks for you and 1 drink for your opponent.
Ideally played with cans of beer where each drink is a shot of beer.
by DiddyB March 21, 2021
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The act of dominance of one male over another. Often the dad dicker will take over a task or force their assistance unwarranted, while explaining how to carry out said task as if the other male doesn’t know how to.
by Twatmonger1975 January 20, 2022
Get the Dad dicking mug.At any time someone screams "FINISH HIM" you must finish your drink regardless of what you have in your hand, are doing or what you are drinking.
Jonathan shouted, " FINISH HIM" and Banner had to chugged his beer. Banner is now having fun drunk. This is the mortal kombat drinking game!
by WolfmanNinja November 3, 2013
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Get the Sam's Purified Drinking Water with Flavor Enhancing Minerals mug.To drink alcohol in excess. Drinking so much your body and/or mind can't function right and you become 'bandy'. Occurrs in a group of friends who want to get as drunk as possible.
"Hey man you wanna go bandy drinking tonight?"
"Man he's so drunk, he's totally bandy!"
"Lets go bandy drinking!!!"
"Man he's so drunk, he's totally bandy!"
"Lets go bandy drinking!!!"
by Gerard Cannon November 10, 2007
Get the Bandy drinking mug.Someone who's just half-assing their job. Commonly used as a verb to describe the lazy ass behavior of an individual. Derives possibly by a man realizing that he has "chili dick" and stops whatever he's doing and stares.
Quit chili-dicking around and get your asses to the line.
The next time I see you guys chili-dicking instead of working we'll stay after practice until the damn lights are turned off.
The next time I see you guys chili-dicking instead of working we'll stay after practice until the damn lights are turned off.
by buddhari65 October 10, 2012
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