stealth dating

When a couple doesn't tell their parents they're dating

Alex's parents would kill him if they found out he had a girlfriend, so he is stealth dating Katie

by Ashipper March 13, 2015

attention dating deficit disorder

A syndrome, usually diagnosed in single people who are subscribed to any online dating service, characterized by a persistent pattern of impulsiveness, a short attention span, and often hyperactivity, and interfering especially with ever maintaining a long and lasting relationship.

I met the most wonderful woman for drinks last night. She’s perfect. Smart, funny, sexy as hell. I think she may be the one… Oh wow! Dude you should see who just “winked” at me on Match. Oh I can’t wait to meet this one! Sorry…what was I just saying before? What? C'mon I don't have attention dating deficit disorder. I'm just picky.

by timbre December 12, 2013

defensive dating

only dating someone for the sole purpose of preventing someone else from dating them

"I don't want to go out with her but I'm going to just so you can't." Defensive dating at its best.

by omglolwtf#winning October 15, 2011

Online-Dating

A type of website where you meet other losers like yourself and go out with them.

That person without a social life was busy with online-dating.

by Online-dater-hater December 13, 2009

fictive-dating

Fictive-dating is when two fictives who's source is the same media are sourced from characters who frequently get shipped together date eachother.

"__ and I are fictive-dating"
"Really?"
"Yeah, he's a fictive of a character that the character I'm sourced from gets shipped with frequently."

by gogolpedia August 4, 2022

Casual Friend Dating

You're going through the motions of dating but you're not, and it's kind of a tease, but you're okay with it. It's not friends with benefits though.

Random Stranger: "So are you guys dating yet?"
Friends 1 & 2: "No, we're not."
Friend 3: "Casual Friend Dating."

by Raptrax March 28, 2019

Dating

Another word to describe fucking.

"So who are you dating?"

"You know half the guys on campus." "And you?"

"Oh some guy I picked up at the dry cleaners"

by Brother Al JW March 24, 2008