when you are desperate for a relationship your mind just screams "date me pls" at everyone that looks you in the eye (and then some that don't).
Taylor: Wow there are so many attractive people here, i wish i was in a relationship
Cutie: Hi! I like your shirt
Taylor: I like your face
Cutie: what
Taylor: *internally* date me plssssssssss
Cutie: ?
Taylor: what
*disappears into the oblivion*
Cutie: Hi! I like your shirt
Taylor: I like your face
Cutie: what
Taylor: *internally* date me plssssssssss
Cutie: ?
Taylor: what
*disappears into the oblivion*
by thanks! February 3, 2018
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Man 1: “Thought she would look like Halle Barry but instead looked like my big toe so I dipped”
by Dianalynnis April 11, 2023
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A play date or playdate is an arranged appointment ostensibly for children to get together for a few hours to play.
However, the underlying reason is keep the kids busy so that parents can score some action with each other.
However, the underlying reason is keep the kids busy so that parents can score some action with each other.
While I was at the playground with my son, I scheduled a play date with that hot milf.
So while the kids were downstairs watching Sponge Bob, I was upstairs helping Mommy get some needed stress release!
So while the kids were downstairs watching Sponge Bob, I was upstairs helping Mommy get some needed stress release!
by ud-spieler September 14, 2010
Get the play date mug.It is basically dating without the entitlement. There is no pressure, yet at the same time, both non-daters refuse to flirt with others. Often a precursor to dating.
"I thought Alexa and Graham were dating."
"No, right now they are gonna non-date. After all, who needs all that pressure."
"No, right now they are gonna non-date. After all, who needs all that pressure."
by ztothen22 October 14, 2008
Get the Non-Date mug.instead of an actual date, two people that only get together to smoke weed.
or
a way for guys to get girls high and to hook up with them.
or
a way for guys to get girls high and to hook up with them.
Sarah: Joe called me like six times to get me to smoke with him
Kelly: you know he just wants to bang you right?
Sarah: he's such a weed dater!
Kelly: you know he just wants to bang you right?
Sarah: he's such a weed dater!
by waaaahhh September 14, 2009
Get the weed date mug.Man 1:Hey Ben, do you and Michelle wanna go to dinner with Tom and Jerry and their girlfriends?
Man 2: Isn't that a triple date?
Man 1: YES!
Man 2: Okay then.
Man 2: Isn't that a triple date?
Man 1: YES!
Man 2: Okay then.
by Bachchoy June 18, 2008
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