Damage

When coming home from a club/party or maybe just a night of sitting alone getting hammered. Go on to facebook where you write anything that comes to mind on all status', photos, and other posts. the result is doing a shit load of damage.

I woke up and checked facebook, turns out I told my girlfriend that I'm going to mung her when she dies. doing damage is the shit

by CKILLA787 January 23, 2011

Hail Damage

noun.

A vagina, that due to its high pussy mileage, has contracted genital worts and/or the herp

I was going to bang this babe but my friend told she had hail damage;

Dude you paid how much for a hooker with a hail damage? Did you at least get a discount?

It is customary to receive a discount when purchasing a pussy with high mileage and hail damage.

by not enough discounts May 25, 2011

check your damage

A phrase meaning "check yourself" or, "what is your problem?" Similar to the phrase "what's your damage?"

"Oh my god Karen, check your damage!"

by Lillypadwarrior January 26, 2015

sun damage

When you have been sunburnt countless times because frolic-ing in the sun for days on end has been far more important that protecting the epidermis, usually causing (but not limited to): sun spots, freckles, uneven skin tone, leathery skin, a body that has been treated more like an amusement park, rather than a temple.

1. Damn, look at that girls sun damage, she looks like she's been rode hardand put away wet.

2. Sun damage cause skin cancer.

3. She has hella sun damage, I bet she had fun getting that though.

4. Sun damage is irreversible.

5. That girl has really effed up her skin with sun damage.

6. Protect yourself from sun damage, use sunscreen.

by JuicyPineapple February 19, 2015

Cunt Damage

Vaginal injury induced by overwhelmingly vicious penetration.

Father's Day is always special for Dad because one of his gifts is that Mom begs him for cunt damage.

by RickySStuntDouble June 20, 2015

Splash Damage

1. When you poop in a toilet and the water slings back up at your ass.

2. When you pee and your urine bounces back at you.

3. In video games when you attack something and it causes damage to surrounding enemies.

1. I went to the public toilet and had serious splash damage.

2. I tried peeing on the guys car but I got splash damaged.

3. I'm gonna through my grenade.
BOOM!
That caused like 20% splash damage to those suckas over there.

by stormychild March 23, 2016

Permanent Head Damage (PhD)

What people with a PhD's have. First you gotta go through high school... then you gotta get your shit together and get into university you study your ass off for 4 years to get Bachelors... then you say to yourself "im really having fun killing my self, I should kill my self some more" and then you get your masters after 2 more years AND then after you are almost losing sense of reality and are having a mental breakdown you push away your last few friends and family members who are trying to bring you to your senses and then you decide to go for your PhD and then after 4 years of treacherous research you officially unlock a new power up that makes you permanently fried in the head.

Person #1: yo my prof is so weird bro.... he keep murmuring to himself when he teaches and his lecture notes don't even make sense
Person #2: Ahlie!
Person #3: yea I know its cuz he has permanent head damage (PhD), he has lost sense of reality.

by LightThief November 13, 2018