Hail Damage

When a decent looking woman has a shocking amount of excessive cellulite or pock marks on her upper thighs or lower buttocks.

Clarence: Dude, I was about to nail karen last night in my pick-up truck for the first time when I noticed all the hail damage on her ass. It was worse than my Uncle's Volkswagon, and he lives in Colorado too.

Jeb: That's gross man, what did you do?

Clarence: I turned off the cabin light and continued. I'm serious though, it looked like a kettle Corn sleeve full of cottage cheese

by SparkyZee October 27, 2009

Hail Damage

Celulite on the thighs.

She wasn't bad, but did you see all her hail damage?

by ronald June 5, 2004

Hail Damage

An excessive amount of cellulite on a woman's ass and thighs that resembles a dented hood of a car after a hail storm. The visual is most common to that of a golf ball which is uniformly dented and pock marked. This is frequently seen on women who usually don't exercise and try to cover up the hail damage with tight jeans that barely fit. These women are also referred to as "skinny fat".

I thought she had a good body until she took her pants off. It really looked like she had some serious hail damage on her ass and thighs.

by iamlegend76 July 30, 2012

Hail Damage

Excessive cellulite usually located in the assand thighs

Ya, she's cute, too bad about the hail damage though.

by Inca Hoots July 26, 2008

Hail Damage

Dimples on the ass that are caused by an extreme amount of subcutaneous (fatty) tissue.

That girl's ass is so fat it must have sustained a huge amount of hail damage.

by spunkjordan May 27, 2016

hail damage

Cellulite or pock marks on a womans behind

She looks great but has a lot of hail damage.

by JIMBO October 9, 2003

Hail Damaged

A female booty that has a lot of cellulite.

"Man she has a hail damaged arse"

by Jay Ferg June 13, 2007