Skip to main content

Klunge pudding and custard

A womans wet vagina which is covered in man sap also known as semen.
Nikkers off love al gi thi some man custard for thi clunge pudding! "klunge pudding and custard"
by Boxboys March 8, 2011
mugGet the Klunge pudding and custard mug.

Custard Arms

Having fat arms, the fat usually hangs from the arm - the same as lunch lady arms
Man, check out that fat piece of shits custard arms
by pezzzzzz October 21, 2009
mugGet the Custard Arms mug.

memory custard

The water in a bowl called ''pensieve'' wich contains memories wizards can extract out of their heads using a wand
The water in the pensieve is called memory custard. Dumbledore uses it to put memories in , wich u can see if you stick your head in it.
by Archimedes! September 26, 2011
mugGet the memory custard mug.

Carolina Custard Swirl

the act of assfucking a girl, then creampieing her asshole. As you pull out your dick, your man batter and her shit combines to form the glaze that is coating your cock. You proceed to insert your half chub into her pussy knowing she is on her period. As you fuck her the frothy creamy substance around her vag is carolina custard swirl.
After cumming in her ass, and fucking her right in the pussy, she scooped out the sweet carolina custard swirl and spread it on the peanut butter sandwich.
by mike devivo February 7, 2015
mugGet the Carolina Custard Swirl mug.

Custodian

Jeff: the custodian looks like a janitor
Fred: you fucking egg
by Walnutman May 29, 2018
mugGet the Custodian mug.

one eyed custard chucking welsh man

One eyed custard chucking welsh man or a penis that is ''chucking semen''
-Dam,Joes one eyed custard chucking welsh man is HUGE!
-As Erik whent to take off Jessicas pantys he found A one eyed custard chucking welsh man.
by I DIG CHICKS WITHOUT DICKS. August 11, 2006
mugGet the one eyed custard chucking welsh man mug.

Soggy Custard Cup

"man I love custard."
"Enough to give it a Soggy Custard Cup?"
by Custard Cupper January 13, 2009
mugGet the Soggy Custard Cup mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email