"Little Crook" (noun): A captivating individual, admired for their intelligence, wit, and charm. This person seamlessly incorporates humorous emojis into their communication, adding a playful touch to every interaction. Their beauty extends beyond appearance, encompassing the allure of their intellect and charismatic personality. Notably, they possess the unique ability to be intellectually evasive in an appreciable way, making conversations engaging and thought-provoking.
by Ikran Blaque December 18, 2023

A far right, registered Republican, incel gun nut who tried and failed to assassinate Trump. He got 1 tapped by secret service snipers within seconds.
Dude 1: "Did you see the Trump shooter, Thomas Matthew Crooks?"
Dude 2: "Yeah lol how did he miss?"
Dude 1: "He was using iron sights"
Dude 2: "LOL"
Dude 2: "Yeah lol how did he miss?"
Dude 1: "He was using iron sights"
Dude 2: "LOL"
by eurodancing July 13, 2024

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.
Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"
by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016

Look at that guy with his girlfriend while he’s checking out the other girls. That dude has a Crooked Eye.
by the PITA son October 15, 2017

Super Crooks is a superhero anime streaming television series based on the comic book series of the same name by writer Mark Millar and artist Leinil Francis Yu. The series was written by Dai Satō from Millar's story, and it was directed by Motonobu Hori in his solo directorial debut. The 13-episode series premiered on Netflix worldwide on November 25, 2021. It serves as a spin-off to Jupiter's Legacy. In June 2021, a live-action Super Crooks series and second spin-off from the simultaneously-cancelled Jupiter's Legacy was announced to be in active development.2
Guy 1 : have you seen Super Crooks
Guy 2 : No, I actually haven't
Guy 1 : you should totally it's an amazing anime that subverts your expectation with the first & second episode & it feels grounded and doesn't hold your hand and they act like adults
Guy 2 : No, I actually haven't
Guy 1 : you should totally it's an amazing anime that subverts your expectation with the first & second episode & it feels grounded and doesn't hold your hand and they act like adults
by average jojo fan May 15, 2023

A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?
by Wakner03 December 5, 2021

One of those girls in the pics that friend request you and they're pointing you to a sex website. They all have their necks titled to the side... thus the term, "Crooked Neck Bitch"
Me: I just got a friend request from some chick that wants me to click her sex website...
My friend: "You mean a crooked neck bitch sent you a request?"
My friend: "You mean a crooked neck bitch sent you a request?"
by lttlmtn July 19, 2017
