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alabama crimson tide

A college who claims to have 12 National Championships, but really only have 4 outright championships. (1961, 1965, 1979, 1992)
Alabama Crimson Tide

Their 1925 and 1926 "Championships" were "awarded" by a poll that didn't exist until 1941.

Their 1930 "Championship" was awarded by a different poll that didn't exist until 3 years later.

In 1934, they finished 6th in the official poll, but they claim this a National Championship year since some random guy named Dunkel came up with his own system.

In 1941, they finished 20th in the official poll and 3rd in the SEC, but Football Thesaurus awarded them the National Championship when it came into existence 5 years later.

In 1964, given a split National Championship with Arkansas before any bowl games were played. They lost. Arkansas won.

In 1973, UPI gives Alabama National Championship before the bowl games. The AP gives Notre Dame National Championship after they defeat Alabama in the Sugar Bowl.

In 1978, Alabama claims a split National Title with USC. Alabama only lost 1 game that year. The problem is that it was to USC.
by jakeobryan January 7, 2010
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Cris Sloan

Awesomely 1337 guy who owns j00 @ everything.
Look michelle! There's Cris! He is soooo hot. Let's go fuck him!
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crimson crowbar

that turd bent his crimson crowbar up that bitch last night
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Crimson Mask

When you take a girls' virginity and she bleeds on your penis thus masking it in crimson.
Dude, me and Lauren went upstairs at this party and I fucked her until I got a crimson mask.
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Crimson Swag

1.) An unknown crime fighter from Garden Grove California who exceeds at swaging it up for his fans.

2.) declaring something as being epic or awesome.
1.) "Yo, Chris, did you hear about that Crimson swag? That guy's so fucking crazy."

2.) "Yo Chris, I just saw that new action movie, that shit was so CRIMSON SWAG!"
by JhonnyB. January 16, 2011
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crimson kiss

A sexual act which involves a person performing oral sex on someone that is having their period then coming back up and giving them a kiss.
It was nice of Jim to go down on Betty, but she could have done without the crimson kiss.
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Crimson Dawn

The morning after you slept with the corpse of someone who you killed with throwing stars because they were on their period.
I had another Crimson Dawn experience today.
by KawikaNui November 24, 2019
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