crapster

a replacement for oh snap, crap, shit. Showing disappointment (1), forgetfullness (2), other?(3)

(1) Crapster I got a C on the science test.
(2) I forgot my homework crapsterz*.
(3) crapsterz* (randomness!)

*Crapster and Crapsterz is the same word, except for the added z at the end. Pronounced Crap-ster-z.

by Coach is to dye for! December 5, 2005

crankshaft

a word formerly defining the sex move where you take a girl and put her on her head with her backside facing toward you. You proceed to screw her up the ass. At this point in time, you shove a funnel in the vagina and proceed to pour a quart of motor oil down it. After the motor oil can is empty, and your about to blow your load, you remove the funnel and spew in the vagina. Next you use your fingers like a dipstick and mix up the mixture in a "cranking" motion. Enjoy!

This version only allows the female to enjoy once, so the working definition had to be changed...see above

by give me thumbs up January 5, 2005

Cranston

A hot girl who plays video games naked

'DAYUM! that girl is a cranston!'

' ARGH NERD!' ' NO NO WAIT, she is a cranston...' ' Oh... DAYUM'

'I nailed a cranston last night'

by DingDongHam November 15, 2011

Crapshaith on a bapshaith

Poop on a stick

Also used as an exclamation of
frustration.

Crapshaith on a bapshaith derives from the Group X usage of Crapshaith, meaning poop/crap/fices stuff.

The term originated from the Bay Area and is most commonly used in the Heart of the Bay aka: Hayward.

"CRAPSHAITH ON A BAPSHAITH"

"What the crapshaith on a bapshaith"

"You're a crapshaith on a bapshaith"

by Queenofcheese March 6, 2009

Cranston Cream Pie

The act of cumming in a girls ear while she is asleep and letting it dry up. This causes her to wake up confused and wondering why she is hard of hearing in one ear. Origin - Cranston, RI

Sally woke up having trouble hearing in one ear. She went to the doctor and he told her she had a classic case of the Cranston Cream Pies.

Peter waited until Karina was asleep so he could give her a good ol' Cranston cream pie.

My girlfriend was being a bitch. I told her if she kept it up she'd be getting a Cranston cream pie when she fell asleep...she changed her attitude real quick.

by Jeremiah Wickets August 12, 2016

crapsicle

the man's penis after anal sex. It most regularly appears on an anal slob.

"Man! My dick was like a crapsicle after last night with Liz!"

by Sasha H. May 30, 2005

crapscrabble

1. The act of defecation accompanied by a romping round of Scrabble.

"Dude, you up for a game of crapscrabble?"
"All right, but we're not sharing toilets again."

by roy corso February 17, 2006