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Cooperbear

The Best friend in the world. Cutest guy ever. Curly blond hair, which is by the way extremely cute. Really pretty eyes. And a extreeeeeeeeemmlley adorable smile.(: He doesn't believe is cute or hot or a gigantic sweetheart, but he really is. (: His bestfriend's name is Amber.(: She totally doesn't deserve him and has a gigantic crush on him. D: It is extreemly obviously she really likes him and its kind of pathetic. Oh well. Cooperbear is what makes the world go round.(: Mainly because he is so darn perfect.. (:
Hey you got a text. " " From who? " " Cooperbear." "Give me the phone. NOW.
by Iloveyou.(: July 4, 2010
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Cooper Scooper

the moment you see a Cooper one shall yell:
COOPER SCOOPER
and bean dip the acquaintance
BUT, if the acquaintance is to yell the color of the Cooper, one cannot "cooper scoop" the acquaintance
Statler: COOPER SCOOPER
"scoops chest'
Waldorf: OH MY GEE, I'm driving man!
by tommyrhee.tumblr.com July 10, 2011
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Cooper

Cooper is here.
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cooper

beyond time and space itself. he is the one true god, and he will decimate the lands with his arrival, for it has been foretold. he will one day become whole, and blessed shall be the day, when he begins deconstruction of life as we know it. never has being of such overflowing reach ever resided within existence. praise be! PRAISE BE!
and hes also good at guessing the correct amount to microwave meal-packs without looking at the label.
"how long should i microwave this for cooper?"

"a̶͉̜͍̜̝̲̦̲̙͚͂̿̿h ̢̛͙̘̜̘̹̉̂̂̉͑̍̀o ̨̠̼̥͎̙̥̤̰́̾̑̅̓͆̚ͅr̶̢̝̝͎̦̼̦̅͑̾̚͜n ̖̟̎̀͂̐̈̌̕̕ą̵͚̣̤̟̼̚ḧ̴͉́̾͛ ̵̧̧̳͕͕̀ą̴̝̠̜̹͖͘h̶̪͝ͅ ̵̠̳̲̣̤͎̰͇͙̎̆̄̄̃͒̅s̴̢̡̱̲̜̬̰̳̑͂̆̐̿̔̀̚͝m ̛͖̱̖̥͆͂̌ͅi ̙̩͕͚͕͎̖̯͈́̄̀̎͜͝d̶̙͇̓͌͂̉̋̒̈́́̚͜g ͕̺͘ȅ̵͇͕̼̿̌̈́̇̚̚͝ ̶̻̓̀̾͘͠p̶̨̢͓̹͚̊̀͝h ̺̭̱̙͎͙̟̼̲̲̇̿̎͒͘͝'̶̱̓͗̂̈́͛̽̍̀̕͝ ̩̼̪̳̗̬͖́̒̽̄̇͠͝͝ẙ̵̢̨͖̹̺̼̣̤̈́̓͝e̶̢͖̼̟͙̼̖͔̫̱͐̑͂͗͆̇͆͑͠ë̵̠̓͂̐̊̕̚̕͠͝o̴̠͙̫͇̙̠̯̣̎̅̚͜g̴̡̡̮̙̺͇̪̲̥̩̓ò̴̤͕̹͔̯̌́͋̽g ̗̻́̎̌̿̚?̵̟͍̥̝̱̜̬̗̇̋̌̾̆ͅ "

"thanks"
by NONAVAILABILITY August 6, 2019
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