coffee addict

Someone who drinks coffe on a daily to semi-daily basis. To the point where they only like their coffe black. They are always seen wit a coffee mug and coffee is incorporated into every one of their conversations.
Omg stop talking about coffee, you're such a coffee addict.
by Shaniqualemon March 20, 2016
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Coffee Huffer

Someone that refuses to drink coffee but annoyingly insists the love the smell.
Barista: Hi welcome! May I take your order?

Customer: Oh I don’t drink coffee! I just come for the smell, it’s wonderful!

Barista: Get out of here you Coffee Huffer swine!
by Tatrsos aka dank meme lord March 31, 2018
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company coffee

Coffee provided in the workplace. Often used to stay awake through the end of a shift.
"I guzzled down company coffee just to stay alert till closing time"
by CurtisLumber July 31, 2015
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Frothy Coffee

When a guy continues anal intercourse after he's already finished inside his partner, usually as a result of PME.
"I couldn't hold back, so I ended up giving her a frothy coffee"
by JimothyJohns June 04, 2021
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Canadian coffee

Hey Jim, how do you take your coffee?

Jim: Do you have any maple syrup? I feel like a Canadian coffee today.
by AllIwantForChristmasIsAhippo December 25, 2009
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Miserable Coffee

A cup of coffee, usually Maxwell House, that is drunk in a miserable; sad and depressing, cold situation, to either make the situation either less or even more miserable.
Ugh, what a morning, I'm gonna go get another cup of miserable coffee.
by T405ED March 09, 2009
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Coffee crack

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee crack. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack September 26, 2016
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