Clusterfunk

A series of unpleasant events that escalade into a huge problem totally blown out of perportion.

"yo, did you hear about the fight last night?"

"yeah, What started that?"

"oh man dont even get me started, it was just a huge clusterfunk"

by Eoghan Dillon January 9, 2009

Tazmanian Cluster Fuck

An enthusiastic orgy composed of 3-6 persons performed under centrifugal conditions

Hey look! That kid's tounge is stuck to the playground merry-go-round after we had that Tazmanian Cluster Fuck last night.

by Motown Babes October 25, 2003

Clusterfuck

World War 2 terminology for any group of soldiers that would be easily wiped out by an incoming grenade.

"Yep, one well placed grenade by charlie, and that whole clusterfuck is going home in pine boxes."

by P!o.o!P December 27, 2009

norwegian clusterfuck

The Norwegian Clusterfuck is a gangbang consisting of 100 or more males and only one female. The men (typically Norwegian) completely ravage every possible fuck hole on this sluts body until they all reach climax, then in unison all cover her body in their sweet sticky nectar... she then licks herself clean.

"Holy shit did you watch Cassidy get Norwegian Clusterfucked?" "Watch her? I Participated!"

by The Norwegian Himself May 4, 2010

cluster monkey

When something is so screwed up and confusing that it has gone past the point of a cluster fuck and is worse than two monkeys humping a football.

This job has turned into a giant cluster monkey.

by driprd62 June 30, 2007

Mongolian Clusterfuck

A military tactic used by the Golden Horde (i.e. Genghis Khan and his descendents), in which an army invades an outnumbered force and overpowers them, but doesn't kill many of them; instead, the conquerors rape and otherwise humiliate the conquered, then leave.

I can't walk to school anymore without worrying about a bunch of punks giving me the ol' Mongolian clusterfuck.

by LudwigVan December 6, 2003

mongolian clusterfuck

A sexual act involving a toilet brush, rubber gloves and various people, it requires athletic flexibility, and extreme stamina

I got stuck in a mongolian clusterfuck last night, bog brush tickled my ribs

by shineon January 31, 2008