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clusters

doctor: soz u have clusters

person: nooo
by EGB1 June 20, 2022
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Cluster-Kanuck

noun. A warrant service organized by a Kanuck which usually requires excessive amounts of time, numerous officers, and outside agencies. This occasionally results in an arrest after a prolonged time of sweet talking a wanted subject into custody. See also: Kanuckdrum or Kanucktrophe
"Im so glad I didn't get involved in that Cluster-Kanuck yesterday" - William
"Yea I would rather handle sector 2 calls all day than be involved in that hot mess" - Randy
by turd f3rgus0n March 1, 2018
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Cluster-fuck

1) A term used to describe a series of events or more than one in a collective group of fucked up situations that come together in one gigantic chaotic situation.

2) Term used to describe an orgy

3) A single clueless, air brained individual that inevitably messes up everything they touch.
1) My promotion to Supervisor and placed on salary along with the added extra hours has turned out to be one huge Cluster-fuck.

2) My Bro Ziggy and I banged three really hot chicks the other night in the most awesome and spontaneous sorority Cluster-fuck ever.

3) I let my girlfriend drive my car while hers was being serviced and she slammed into a parked police car while reading a text from her BFF and turns out the bitch had a suspended license for the exact same violation three other times, what a cluster-fuck.
by Chief Rock-a-Ho May 5, 2014
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Cluster Brunch

A non-vulgar way of saying a cluster fuck.

A completely unorganized gathering of people, usually involving a task that all the people must complete.
The crowd of people at Costco on Sunday trying to get free samples was a real cluster Brunch.
by GreetingsADM December 11, 2023
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Cluster

A cluster b;

Has Histrionic/Narcissistic/Antisocial or Borderline traits or Similar ones (Ex: Haltose,Sadistic, Abrasive negativistic, Meglomania, Egomania, Sociopathy, Psychopathy)can be called Clusters since their existence is a net negative to humanity too.

Attributes:
Dramatic,Vengeful,Manipulative, Attentionseeking, Inappropriate, Using,Abusive,Jealous,Defensive, SelfServing,Dishonest,Gaslights, Victimblames,Shames, Arrogant,Grandiose,Entitled,Impulsive,Untrustworthy, Controlling, Demanding,Invasive,FragileEgo,Disrespectful,ImpressionManaging, Relies on externa validation, feels justified holding self to lower standards than others, selective memory, Comfort/Pleasure from disempowering others, Desiring fame/power/veneration.
•Rage, Combativeness& even Violence in response to self awareness/realization that ideal self does not match true self/being exposed that the person they portray is not who they truly are •self concept not reliant on authenticity •takes critique as a threat/insult •victim complex, overt/covert superiority complexes •Denys accountability •suppression of empathy & regard & remorse

Clusters who think they are victims selfpity.Even if scars are self inflicted & lowgrade they exaggerate how bad they had it in their head. Some threaten suicide or botch attempts to get others to feel bad. In order to get what they want (ex; resources,sex,

relationships,attention, validation, sympathy,reputation, submission, power) the ends

always justify the means
“I have some empathy but no sympathy for jack. He knew Aly was a total cluster and got involved anyway. He needs to take accountability for the person he picked to be with”.

“I only feel sympathy for the people who get involved with clusters when a cluster is so good at masquerading a fake personality that they fool everyone.”

“Children and Adult Offspring of clusters should estrange their parents.”

“I heard Geoff fell down a well, but she was a cluster so nothing of value was lost. Glad his wife and kids don’t have to endure him anymore.”
by IbreathAir September 25, 2023
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cluster fuck

when there are too many thing going on or people around you its called a cluster fuck
person1: there are so many people here

person2: i know its a cluster fuck
by yiuh September 13, 2018
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CLUSTER FUCK

A SERIES OF EVENTS THAT EVEN SMOKEY THE BEAR COULD NOT PUT OUT
THE PATIENT CREATED A CLUSTER FUCK FOR THEIR FUTURE APPOINTMENTS.
by MASSIVEHEADACHE June 24, 2025
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