nevada jumper cable

when you take a girl out for a nice sea food dinner and never call her again!

bam! nevada jumper cable bitch!

by bergina slayer August 16, 2010

tow a wicked cable

To go number 2

See also drop a deuce

I'm gonna go tow a wicked cable buddy.

by kennah October 3, 2004

cable

the size of your penis

I got A HUGE cable

WOW your cable is so big

by scottfree October 20, 2006

cable television

Telewest cable TV is better than sky

Telewest cable television is cheaper than sky so get stuffed with your leopard skin vans

by David Richardson March 1, 2005

cable-guyed

When someone is supposed to show up at a certain time or certain range of hours, like 8-12AM and the person never shows up, and assumes that if they show up at 4PM that its NOT a problem.

The service tech cable-guyed me and showed up 5 hours late.

by Jon Larsen May 28, 2008

fixes the cable

Yet another term for sexual intercourse. Coitus. The physical act of love.

The Dude: He fixes the cable?
Maude: Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

by jesster79 April 2, 2018

cable

The next thing Lanzer will take over... Also good for watching porn.

NBC or the "adult" channel your parents won't let you watch.

by Chi and Alchemist Zeal June 11, 2005