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dog catchers

• a term used for cops, when they grab your friend, detain him, and try and scare him into acting out of control, when they're sure abducting teenagers and little kids, is as easy as upsetting them, and scaring them, with guns and uniform anyone could take, but that they can do it in public, and no one will, what stop them? everyone kills dog catchers..
• police that use police cars, not unmarked vans,
neighborhood watch patrollers with
dog catcher vans
• ANYONE from animal control, when all you need is a dog killer with a vet license, to kill your friend legally, what after jail, for being a dog?
or deer?
"I called him a dog catcher like I could scream it, and people came out of there houses, and kind of freaked out, that that's our NEW term for freak monsters? I don't know how stupid they are, but like, they took him, and he doesn't have to go home, you know? That cop is Fucked. Dog catchers though they want to call all the freaks in the kid grabber trucks? Cars, dog catchers, now"
by blackrockheadphones November 18, 2017
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cum catcher

Noun meaning the noticeable peach fuzz above her upper lip, which acts a convenient drip free receptical for one's seminal fluid
Check out the cum catcher on that broad.
by JXC July 8, 2005
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cratches

Meaning male pelvic area, consisting of balls, penis, hair, everything in the front.
Stop looking at my cratches bitch.
by dj32089 November 1, 2008
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The Catcher in the Rye

Emo boy's Bible.
EMO BOY 1- "I'm so upset today."

EMO BOY 2- "Omg just read The Catcher in the Rye. It always makes me feel better. Holden knows the Truth."
by Tamsinnn October 6, 2008
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chawched

1.when all of the marijuana in your bong, or pipe has turned to ash.

2.when anything is done.
Stoner 1: "yo dood, is there any left?"
Stoner 2: "no man, she's chawched."
Stoner 3: "so we packin another bowl?"
Stoner 2: "no dice, were pretty chawched."
Stoners 2+3: "yeeeaaa"
by li'l Steeevey June 28, 2005
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chawched

1. when all the marijuana in your bong or pipe has turned to ash.
2.when anything is done and or empty.
1. Stoner1 "Yo is there any left?"
Stoner2 "no dude, shes chawched."
Stoner3 "we gonna pack another bowl?"
stoner2 "no dice, were pretty chawched"
stoner1+3 "yeeeeaaa"
by Curtis Huras July 2, 2005
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bollock-catcher

Some kind of situation or thing that is going to cause immense grief no matter what is done to avoid/mitigate the "bollock-catcher".
You have been out on the razz in town. You are running for the last train home. As you come down the stairs, you drop your keys.
If you go back to pick them up you will miss the last train and will be walking 15 miles home because you have spent all your cash and are too drunk to remember your ATM card number.
If you carry on for the train you will have to break a window to get in, slice your mitt open, and likely be reported to the fuzz by the neighbours (again).
"Christ-on-a-bike that was a bit of a bollock-catcher." you say.
by All-Bar-Bollocks March 4, 2008
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