Certified Asian

When you get high and your eyes get squinted enough to look Asian.

"Bro you like certified"
"Yeah I just because a certified asian"

by Certified Asians March 19, 2022

back-certify

The practice of claiming that a particular software mix is certified to work with little or no testing so that a vendor's customer will attempt to implement it.

We've never tested that on Oracle 9i, lets just back-certify it with our client, the Acme corporation.

by Rob Hoehn April 16, 2007

Certified Aagster

A certified lover and loyal fan of the most glorious Aag4, owner of the precious Sky Kingdoms server—the best Minecraft server ever. These elite followers are known for their unwavering support, admiration, and dedication to Aag4 and the Sky Kingdoms community.

"I’ve been playing on Sky Kingdoms since day one, and I’m always first to defend Aag4’s honor in any debate—no doubt about it, I’m a certified aagster."

by notnutella August 19, 2024

certified munch

A man who performs cunnilingus

I'm no selfish lover, I'm a certified munch.

by slytendenciess April 10, 2024

weave nation-certified

If someone is weave nation-certified, this means that they are a dodging expert. Throw them stuff, but no matter what, they will dodge left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical everything.

dude 1: yo, have you seen dude 3? bro is a goddamn weave nation-certified!
dude 2: yeah, bro is DEFINITELY him.

by AdruyinarGaming January 12, 2024

certified tikybo

That type a nigga who Snatch anybody bitch, the Best rapper and the true GOAT , also the nicest nigga ever cuz he gets the most clout.

Certified Tikybo is too nice

by Claudio goodweller June 18, 2018

Whiteline certified

Someone who is good at hitting whitelines while cutting up

This nigga whiteline certified

by Wheres.W212 May 31, 2025