by Trent F August 6, 2006
Get the ceasars mug.An autoimmune disorder that affects upwards of 17 people, with 98% cases occurring in or near affluent, well-to-do, upper-class suburban areas. Causes sufferers to experience symptoms such as:
•whining,
•annoying the people around you who work for a living,
•cramping,
•rash,
•saying "I can't have gluten" until people want to punch you for it
•Hallucinations of having an actual disease
•Shopping at Trader Joe's, unnecessarily
•shifting political views towards the left
Celiac's has never been documented in white-collar or homeless populations, and is mainly self-diagnosed, therefore, very little is known about it.
•whining,
•annoying the people around you who work for a living,
•cramping,
•rash,
•saying "I can't have gluten" until people want to punch you for it
•Hallucinations of having an actual disease
•Shopping at Trader Joe's, unnecessarily
•shifting political views towards the left
Celiac's has never been documented in white-collar or homeless populations, and is mainly self-diagnosed, therefore, very little is known about it.
Tommy: "I bought some donuts!"
Kate: "Do they have gluten? Abby can't have them if they have gluten, she has Celiac's Disease."
Tommy: "The fuck she does."
Kate: "Do they have gluten? Abby can't have them if they have gluten, she has Celiac's Disease."
Tommy: "The fuck she does."
by yalpdrow December 19, 2017
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Verb: Meaning an "office coup" whereby an employee or a person in an authoritative or semi-authoritative role (i.e. a manager, senior vp, vp, director, assistant director, etc.) is unceremoniously fired or demoted after negative feedback from co-workers trickles up or down the chain of command.
Did you hear about what happened to Dean? Yeah, everyone liked him until he instituted that mandatory overtime clause. He dug his own grave on that one. They totally Ceasared his ass!
by TscribeBoston December 23, 2006
Get the ceasar mug.When their relationship ended, Alfred become a cellar dweller.
The catholic priest, after years of celler dwelling, was relieved when he was hired to be the new youth minister.
The catholic priest, after years of celler dwelling, was relieved when he was hired to be the new youth minister.
by Hagggard March 19, 2009
Get the Cellar Dweller mug.an awesome girl that loves men and jack skeleton. She likes to call her friend Sabs a turd. Someone who's always in a good mood and and makes everyone around her laugh. She's the silent Bob to my Jay. Someone who like to watch pirated videos on the computer and mushroom beds. she likes to say "i have a dick the makes bitches famous, wanna ride?"
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Donny: *making a dieing dog noise*
Sabbath: "IS THAT A REAL DOG?!?!?!?"
Cella: "IS IT OK?!!?!?!"
Stupid Billy: "Lets go to the park guys"
Cella: "Dude, Billy I'm on the mushroom bed, please leave me alone, your really gay. FUCK MY LIFFFEEEEEEE"
Sabbath: "oh that's a Cella move"
Sabbath: "IS THAT A REAL DOG?!?!?!?"
Cella: "IS IT OK?!!?!?!"
Stupid Billy: "Lets go to the park guys"
Cella: "Dude, Billy I'm on the mushroom bed, please leave me alone, your really gay. FUCK MY LIFFFEEEEEEE"
Sabbath: "oh that's a Cella move"
by sabs/sabbath January 4, 2010
Get the cella mug.by tamirthenigger November 3, 2018
Get the Cesar mug.The act of masturbating to celebrate something. Must be done within two hours of your accomplishment or it is just consider masturbating.
Once I finish this essay I'm gonna celasturbate!
When Michael Phelps won all of those gold medals in the Olympics, he went home and celasturbated.
When Michael Phelps won all of those gold medals in the Olympics, he went home and celasturbated.
by ASaga2 February 15, 2010
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