crippler

a toke, or hit, or marajuana which leaves the inhalant temporarily totally incapacitated. Usually coming on the immediate heels of prior consumption.

"Dude, we'd head now, but Aaron just blew a CRIPPLER."

by mainframe October 31, 2003

Crapplesauce

A more fashioned way of saying "crap".

"Holy crapplesauce! That was sweet!"

by The S October 24, 2003

Family Face Crippler

Similar to the Crossface Crippler the Family Face Crippler is the real finishing move of Chris Benoit the WWE wrestler. It involves choking your family to death then offing yourself over the course of a weekend.

You better watch your tongue or I'll use the Family Face Crippler!

by Kris Benwa August 1, 2007

criplets

Handicapped triplets who are born crippled.

Did you hear that Jennifer had an emergency C-section? Yeah...she had criplets.

by Scottrq May 18, 2008

slipped a crippler

When a person has been screwed, in either hole, so hard the night before they cannot walk properly the next day.

she got slipped a crippler last night, she aint running any where.

by Neilwill July 26, 2010

Crapple

A non-alcoholic drink made from 3 quarters cranberry and 1 quarter orange juice.
You fill the glass to an average level with cranberry, then you pour the orange juice, which will ist in the cranberry.
The 'Crapple' is oven mistaken for cranberry and apple juice but it is a misnomer

Bartender: What would you like to drink?
Customer: A Crapple, please.
Bartender: A cranberry and apple juice?
Customer: No a cranberry and orange juice.

by _._._spacekid_._._ February 19, 2018

crippler

Very strong or potent marajuana.

This stuff is the crippler, man!

by clay west May 17, 2003