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matter-of-crap

matter-of-crap is an American expletive most commonly used in connection with incorrect, misleading, or false language and statements. The phrase is generally use to express disapproval of or to deplore.

1.) To represent or speak of as small or unimportant; disparage: a person who belittled our efforts to do the job right.

2.) To cause to seem less than another or little.

3.) Given to expressing disapproval.

4.) Not based on facts.
Wife: Hey honey did you catch the news today about Dick Cheney critisizing the new administration ?
Husband: As a Matter-of-crap I sure did, what a dork !
by jeffbo April 8, 2009
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Crap Music

The verbally accurate name for rap music.
Person 1, "Yo, ya hear that fresh 'Lil Afrotard' track, its that crunk deal, yee--aah!!!!!!".

Person 2, "No, I don't listen to Crap Music".
by Thomas Burr January 17, 2008
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crap in a box

sucks ass, the worst thing theat could possibly happen(no words to describe it except for crap in a box).
we were playing a freindly game of dodgeball when a asshole threw a ball at my face and at the same time a four year old innocent little girl sledgehammered me in the balls and i said "crap in a box"
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white crap

White crap is upper middle class white trash.... a little more classy in appearance and attitude. Being less than working class
Put that cigarette down while your holding the baby you look like white crap
by JennyDuvk1315 July 22, 2015
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The Cici's Crap

When you dine at the "restaurant" known as Cici's and at 2am in the morning you sit straight up in bed (or are given a violent start depending on if you are already awake) and have to run to the bathroom to take a spicy crap.

Other names by which The Cici's Crap are known are...
-Chalupacabra
-The Untimely Death
-The One and Only Bane of Chuck Norris
Lets not eat at Cici's because I don't want to be afflicted with the Cici's Crap in the wee hours of the morning.
by OnyxYellowJacket April 4, 2011
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random crap

When your shit looks abnormal.

Simon noticedar his crap wouldn't fit down the toilet!
by Marlin22 November 13, 2016
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shut the crap

when a Greek man with a strong accent tries to tell you to 'shut the fuck up' but gets confused.
by jjten September 24, 2013
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