Brighton

To be so hairy and refusing to shave for so long no one wants your pussy

Damn you're such a Brighton

by Thisismylifenow February 4, 2018

Bright Light Nights

A very cold night, where a pregnant girls nipples get so hard they pop, and blood and milk spills all over.

O No!! She is about to have a Bright Light Nights!!

by Fuck Face October 16, 2003

Brightonshire

The collective counties of West and East Sussex.

"I went down to Brightonshire the other day. Twas sunny like the windfart.

by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005

Bright7NEIGH

noun: a judger
one who judges

verb: to judge

I thought I looked sweet in my hat, but I was Bright7NEIGHed and told I couldn't pull it off.

by Gongjhu September 28, 2009

jazzy bright

light skinned black female

Damoney - "Damn, that light skinned girl is fine."
Lorenzo - "You mean the jazzy bright?"

by C-Mil March 27, 2012

not the brightest tool in the shed

When u dumb as hell

Them: what's 1+12?
You: 300
Them: WTF dude you stupid or summin?
You: im not the brightest tool in the shed.
Them: u a stupid hoe

by KappaKeepo123 December 28, 2015

Mr. Brightside

Hand-job.

I didn't want to have sex with him, so I just gave him a Mr. Brightside.

by J3L October 17, 2008