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windfart by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005
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A group of males of two or more uniting in twirling their genitalia for an audience. Usually for the purpose of disgusting a female but also to provide amusement for fans of renewable menergy.
Windfartium Leviosa
This is a levitation trick for male magicians that will impress your friends and relatives at parties. It can be performed day or night, indoors or outdoors. The only necessary equipment is your anus and your testicles.
When you feel the urge to fart, gather a crowd and strip completely naked - or at least from the waist down.
Sit down on the floor, place your hands behind your knees, and gently roll backward onto your back, hugging your knees into your chest, taking care to allow your scrotum to hang down naturally over your taint and anus. Try to relax - you want your anus completely covered by your ball bag.
Now, with everyone watching, yell out “WINDFARTIUM LEVIOSA” and release your fart. With practice, you will be able to magically cause your testes to levitate for up to three seconds.
When you feel the urge to fart, gather a crowd and strip completely naked - or at least from the waist down.
Sit down on the floor, place your hands behind your knees, and gently roll backward onto your back, hugging your knees into your chest, taking care to allow your scrotum to hang down naturally over your taint and anus. Try to relax - you want your anus completely covered by your ball bag.
Now, with everyone watching, yell out “WINDFARTIUM LEVIOSA” and release your fart. With practice, you will be able to magically cause your testes to levitate for up to three seconds.
So I did my last trick at that kid’s birthday party, and his parents shorted me ten bucks. I was so pissed. I had made like a hundred balloon animals and the baby goat was a pain in the ass all morning. So I told the kids wait - Poppy the Clown has one more special trick. And I did Windfartium Leviosa right in front of his Republican grandparents.
Windfartium Leviosa by Double Happiness September 1, 2022
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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