windfart 

1)A fart that could be lit by a lighter help over a metre away.
2)A pre-Pimp My Ride style car.

1) 'Holy moly, watch the windfart fly!'
2) 'Your windfart just ain't pimpin' man!'

windfart by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005

windfarm 

a word meaning buttbag

guy impersonating trump: i gotta windfarm in my pants.

windfarm by nobody else here March 29, 2017

Windfarm 

A group of males of two or more uniting in twirling their genitalia for an audience. Usually for the purpose of disgusting a female but also to provide amusement for fans of renewable menergy.

Aneeka was disgusted after finding herself in a testerone driven windfarm.

The males united together in twirling their genitalia. It was a genuine windfarm.

Windfarm by Frodo29 October 22, 2009

Windfartium Leviosa 

This is a levitation trick for male magicians that will impress your friends and relatives at parties. It can be performed day or night, indoors or outdoors. The only necessary equipment is your anus and your testicles.

When you feel the urge to fart, gather a crowd and strip completely naked - or at least from the waist down.

Sit down on the floor, place your hands behind your knees, and gently roll backward onto your back, hugging your knees into your chest, taking care to allow your scrotum to hang down naturally over your taint and anus. Try to relax - you want your anus completely covered by your ball bag.

Now, with everyone watching, yell out “WINDFARTIUM LEVIOSA” and release your fart. With practice, you will be able to magically cause your testes to levitate for up to three seconds.

So I did my last trick at that kid’s birthday party, and his parents shorted me ten bucks. I was so pissed. I had made like a hundred balloon animals and the baby goat was a pain in the ass all morning. So I told the kids wait - Poppy the Clown has one more special trick. And I did Windfartium Leviosa right in front of his Republican grandparents.

Windfartium Leviosa by Double Happiness September 1, 2022