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The length of a man's penis (the length of his wang).

You don't want to compare wangths with me; my penis is obviously bigger.

by J3L August 25, 2008

To claim that one is better than another at some activity; to one-up someone.

"My girlfriend loves it when I give her a massage."
"Psht. I give WAY better massages than you do."
"Man, you just got shacklebolted."

by J3L August 25, 2008

Hand-job.

I didn't want to have sex with him, so I just gave him a Mr. Brightside.

by J3L August 25, 2008