Broner

When you're hanging out with your friends, and one of them causes you to pop a boner unexpectedly.

"Yeah I was hanging out with mark and he gave me a broner. But we're all friends so its not gay"

by Acidpepper February 10, 2018

Broner

When Bros get boners talking about particularly broey things like autocross, craft beer, golf, football or the good ol' days of high school.

Anytime a dude gets excited while starting a sentence with "in high school" or talks about his football team - his broner is present.

by Number One Dick Sucker September 14, 2018

Broner

A friend that you love but constantly dissapoints you.

Man I love fred but he keeps fucking up. Yeah what a fucking broner

by Xycomi December 20, 2018

Broner

When a male has too much admiration or rather an obsession(infatuation) for a male friend. For example excessive talking about the bro, bragging on his behalf, over complementing of the bro, sees bro as a godlike figure. In the mind of the subject, the bro can and will be able to bag any girl he desires and win every fight he encounters.

Synonyms: man crush, bromance, its not gay unless you touch it, excessive hugs, ass slaps.

Bro 1: I fucked this 10 last night dude!
Bro 2: I wouldn't expect anything less from a GOD. (Bro 2 has a Broner for Bro 1 )

by Mike & Dirty G March 4, 2019

Bronze Ape

An alchemical alcoholic concoction transmuted by the South Bay Los Angeles rapper Casper Casanova circa March 2019.

The sacred potion consists of:
12 Oz's Lagunita's Lil' Sumpin' IPA

2 Oz's of Simply Grapefruit Juice

Analogous to the infamous malt beverage named the Brass Monkey, which was made famous by the legendary Beastie Boys with their cataclysmic super hit Brass Monkey circa 1986; the Bronze Ape is a solid upgrade from its aforementioned predecessor reserved for ONLY a select and chosen few South Bay denizens.

"Ay yo O-Dogg, what it do brotha?!?!? Come through; let's get twisted!"-Casper
"I don't know dude, I have to study for my tests." - O-Dogg
"FOOOOL! Quit being square!!! Just drink two Bronze Apes with ya homie ."-Casper
"Aight. Only two Nova." -O-Dogg
"Yea only four Doggie!"-Casper
"I'm serious dude ONLY TWO!"- O-Dogg
"Right!!! Only 2"- Casper

"...after the first four"-Casper
"Motherfucker."-O-Dogg

by Casper Casanova March 21, 2019

Broner

When your bud does something sick and It arouses the inner lad in you.

« Wow chad just drank 6 beers in a minute, I have the fattest broner right now! »

by Subtlydepressed January 9, 2019

Broner

A bro who enthusiastically flies drones non-professionally

Look at that broner taking pictures of his speedboat.

by Manderz With A Zee April 5, 2019