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"What should we go see at the Museum?"
*shrug* "A bronzer, i guess"
Bronzer by Tenshine October 19, 2013
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A term given to young snowboarders who just live for the snowboarding scene and hang in packs at the park all day in their fresh get-ups
Equivalent to Grommets in the surfing scene
Wow look at all the Bronzers hanging at the half pipe today

I am dating this guy that is really into snowboarding, he is such a bronzer
Bronzer by vonbronzer September 2, 2010
to have once been light, and now a tanner color, therefore u have become bronzer. can be used in an adjective form.
Girl you are bronze!

Kayla was a white girl, now shes a bronzer.
bronzer by kaylizcabe May 12, 2010
Another term for a lesbian, lesbo or dyke
When theyve gone all bronze from pumping iron all day (not to mention pussy)
Dude 1: Owwwwwww check out that muscly biatch!

Dude 2: Urghh shes such a bronzer!
Bronzer by Desperado Tortoise May 18, 2009
One who apply's a fake tan on her friend every week and is in denial about the lesbian tendencies that the chior implies.
Tracy lets go drinking!
I can't, I have to go Bronze Ally. If I don't do it every week she gets mad at me.
Bronzer by john September 17, 2003

Bronzer Toe 

Multiple layers of skin peeled off by the unfortunate event of wearing a high heel. Each layer becomes a different shade of discoloration, resulting in a patch of skin resembling a bronzer palate.
Francesca: Your toe looks like my fucking bronzer palate!

Anna: Honey, I know. It's a bronzer toe.
Bronzer Toe by gigiomo July 13, 2011

Bronzer Cream 

Simply wiping shit on your face to look tan
My retart buddy wiped shit all over his face to look like the cast of jersey shore, He said “bronzer cream oh yea”! And “I love poop wiped on my face this time of year”!
Bronzer Cream by Scuba Stan July 11, 2021
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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