a physician specializing in erectile dysfunction.
by ken69 January 27, 2009
When a friend gives another friend an erection, but it's okay because it's purely platonic and doesn't mean anything.
"Dude Avy just sent me her tits and I got the most insane boner. But it's harmless because we're just friends-- it's a friend boner!"
by BaronO'Malley March 12, 2018
by Sirencio February 17, 2012
When a man shaves his pubes into a Hilter mustache and gets turned on and a Girl shouts "Hail Hitler"
by HerroPplz January 17, 2015
Sexual arousal that occurs when commiting a felony-level act or imagining doing so. Often sexual in nature but is not limited to sexual deviancy. Other examples include: armed robbery, large-scale vandalism, grand conspiracy and multiple situations including both drugs and alcohol.
by Dill-dozer August 27, 2017
When you're playing bejeweled and you score an "Excellent" or "Incredible" and you get a massive erection.
I was playing Bejeweled and when the man said, "Excellent" I got such a bejeweled boner my computer flipped over.
by Dorthaniel April 21, 2010
The erection that occurs following a phone ring, text alert, or email alert from a sex partner. This occurs since the penis has been conditioned to become hard when a call or text usually results in a sexual encounter.
As soon as my phone rings at 2:00am on a saturday night, I usually get a pavlovian boner, since I know that's a booty call.
by EduardoP January 13, 2010