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Blob

An extremley moody unhappy self harming person that has no personal hygenine (greasy hair, pubic hair etc)

A scrubber also know as a tramp
BdotJdot: whats wrong with hayley.....blob

Hayley: what the fuck man aii ittt i cor find ma jacket aii it yow got it?

BdotJdot: Nah... *slyley* Blob

Hayley: for fucks sake i heard that (standing round the corner ripping head phone out of ears)
by BdotJdot April 11, 2009
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Blob

To "go". To travel to a place.
Do you want to blob to the movies with me?
by Be a knife October 20, 2010
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Blob cock

A male reproductive organ that is as wide or wider than it is long can and should be refered to as a blob cock, or the more politically correct version of it, the b.c. Can also be refered to as a bittner fat dick or b.f.d.
Hey everyone...look at Kim! He's got a blob cock, hahahahaha!

Chris is sooo lose he took Kim's b.c. in the glory hole
by B.C. King February 23, 2008
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Blow Blob

The form of oral sex where the female sucks on the males genitals, and he takes a poo from the excitement!
"Dude last night with Cindy sucked!"
"Why"
"I blow blobbed on her!"
by ben wah balls November 28, 2005
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Blob

A chick or lady friend that is on her period.
Nah, i didnt bang her, she was on the blob. AIIIIII
by Chester March 7, 2005
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Mr Blobby

A Mr Blobby is where you have sex with a girl who is on her period , and or make her bleed then cum in her and the resulting misxture of blood and semen is your mr blobby
J: Did you here that i Mr blobby'd that girl last night?
P: Thats sick
by Grandad October 9, 2007
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blob

when a guy or girl (mostly guys) is very moody and attaching at times or just ignorant. Sometimes it's really cute & others its plan annoying. most of the time blobs are good looking (just saying...)
-symptoms of having a blob-
- incredibly dependent
- gets jealous of EVERYONE that talks to you (including cats)
- makes you feel very special (goodway)
- mood swings
- always is holding you hand, waist, shoulders etc etc.
- gives you little cute looks
- makes sad noises at you, when you talk to other people
example a-
jill- what was wrong with bernard
casey- god, he is just so moody, one minute he's all sad then a second later hes all happy!
jill- he is SUCH a blob!

example b-
sometimes bernard is almost to blobish, he is very clingy, i can't talk to other people

example c-
im glad i have such a blob of a boyfriend, i feel great & loved with him. jeez i love him.
by caseykaleidoscope April 22, 2008
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