Blonde Ranger

A drink made of two parts cream soda mixed with one part Jack Daniels served over ice. It was created in 2020 by a female, blonde, Park Ranger named Melissa.

It’s Christmas and I’m at Everglades National Park. I think I’ll have a blonde ranger.

by Ben Doverplease December 07, 2020

blonde goddess

A beautiful man that you never see but it's always around

Ugh blonde goddess he is so ugly but so hot at the same time

by Thus is a closeted homosexual May 13, 2018

Blonde Day

Those days when everything goes wrong and its your own fault because of stupid things you do.

I wrecked my car because I was texting, lost my job because I was late, and I just walked into a plate glass window and broke my nose. I'm definitley having a blonde day.

by grin900 July 17, 2009

blonde cheer

The official cheer of blondes.

Someone: Hey, do the blonde cheer!

Blonde: (giggle) OK! I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea...

by gxoa2 September 07, 2008

Blonde Jesus

(noun, adjective) A blonde-haired person that resembles Jesus Christ, our Lord and saviour.

Eg. "Madi Smith is a Blonde Jesus for many reasons. One of which is her thick and long, luscious blonde locks and another is her Jesus-like appearance and personality!"

by pseudondonym November 11, 2011

BP Blond

A blond girl that dyes her hair black.

At my high school reunion, I didn't recognize my ex-girlfriend because she's now a BP Blond.

by Krisrey June 16, 2010

james blond

The name given to Daniel Craig, who plays James Bond in the 6th Bond Movie, Casino Royale. Many picky asswhipe critics say that Craig is a terrible James Bond because his hair is blond unlike all the Bonds before him, but I personally think he is very good.

Idiot: So have you seen Casino Royale yet with Daniel Craig as James Blond.

Me: Other than the fact that your question had no question mark at the end of it, I am going to point out that I think Craig is a splendid James Bond and he is a great actor, perfectly portraying the younger, more reckless Bond while still being smooth and stylish, and that you should not judge an actor's acting ability by the color of his hair alone.

Idiot: But he's BLOND!

Me: I'm going to have a hard time not killing you...

by Maverick1224 December 05, 2006