Blonde Gekko

A, usually, fake blonde woman who has tanned to the point her skin looks like a lizard's skin. Prevalent in the SoCal region of the United States.

I'm late because I got stuck behind some blonde gekko in a convertible with a no foam soy latte.

by Pablo Verde October 17, 2018

Blonde Boyz

Blonde Boyz love the Cage.

Guy 1: Yo bro I loved that Nick Cage movie!
Guy 2: Dude are you blonde?
Guy 1: Yeah why?
Guy 2: Blonde Boyz love the Cage.

by Weegee420 October 24, 2019

Blendah

someone/something that is crazy and/or mixed up

I smoked some good kush last night, that shit was blendah

by smirnoff.and.co January 28, 2020

Blonde Squad

Those 4 blonde girls that are known to be bad, bitchy, boujee, and berserk. Everyone at the party waits for their arrival. Jealousy follows wherever they go.

Omg is that the blonde squad?!

by _the__goblin_ May 7, 2020

blonde-spond

The only proper way to respond to mansplaining: feigning ignorance.

Mansplain: See, they put it in an oven, which is basically just a way to make it hot...
Blonde-spond: Oh, so you mean like the opposite of a fridge?

by Grandma Richard December 31, 2020

Blended maggots

Usually an appealing meal, but not the first pick. Cheap food, but taste like blended maggots.

Jenifer: "I'm hungry, how does McDonald's sound?"
David: "Do you mean blended maggots?"
Roman:""Why are you gay?""

by RIP, S.J ligma September 5, 2021

blonde superman

Jason Grace aka brick/stapler
lover. Get over it, fandoms are
strange. If you don't know Jason
Grace, sit down and read Heroes
of Olympus.

Jason Grace=Blonde Superman

by Rana Kamistar November 25, 2021