Fat Breathing

When someone breathes overly hard, unnecessarily into a gaming microphone producing a very annoying windy effect to other gamers. This sound its what it sounds like when a fat person is breathing heavily, like when they walk up a flight if stairs.

Dude, quit fat breathing in your mic, it's so annoying!

by Veggie Face July 25, 2010

Beating my meat

Beating your meat is a another word for masturbation, this usually occurs during puberty.

I was Beating my meat, and all of a sudden, my mum busts into my room, harder than you busted.
Chris Brown beat his wife, harder than he beat his meat.

by 8BitScumBag July 16, 2018

Heavy Breathing

When you hear someone masturbating while having a conversation via either phone or any other forms of inter-communications e.g. Skype.

"I was skyping Steve last night and I heard him heavy breathing"

"Heavy breathing is fun until everyone knows you do it"

by SteveMyMainMan July 9, 2016

Anal Bleaching

The act of whitening one's dark, ugly, ring around the anus. Method used for a more violent method of anal

Step 1: Fill washing machine with bleach
Step 2: Shove ass in washing machine
Step 3: Protect other private areas to prevent spotting
Step 4: Turn "spin cycle" on high (for best results)
Step 5: Drip dry until damp
Step 6: Blow dry excess moisture

*BLEACH WITH CAUTION*

Tips:

- Gel bleach is preffered for extra lubrication and a more precise bleaching
- If you use generic bleach and have issues, just simply SHOUT IT OUT!
- Febreeze anus if bleach smell is overwheling or hindering your chances of getting some action

Side Effects:
-Chaffing
- Bruising (due to the washing machine now up your ass)
- Un-fuckableness if done wrong
- Could abort a pregnancy if bleach is inserted in wrong hole. (Remember, this is an anal procedure)
- This can be a dangerous sport for anyonewith Anal Obsessive Disorder (AOD)

- You are officially a Fucktard if you attempted this mission

*Contact your doctor or mother, whichever one gives better advice, before attempting anal bleaching

by Dinkky September 9, 2010

beating your dick

How is this not defined on Urbandictionary after all these years?

*knock on bathroom* "What are you doing in there man, beating your dick? Let's go already!"

by makinpizzasbro420 June 30, 2014

bleach; bleaching it

to stay awake the whole damn night, usually to work on some sort of project.

"Goddamnit, this paper is due at 7:00am, and I've hardly even started. Looks like I'll be bleaching it again tonight."

"Hey man, you look like shit. Let me guess, did you bleach last night?"

by Joe January 14, 2004

Fire Breathing Kitten

Comes from the scientific word: Feline respirate pyro, the fire breathing kitten is native to the Western Hemisphere. They feed off the fried corpses of their victims. They don't like sudden movements towards them or water (like normal cats). They make excellent pets and guard animals.

Their diet includes anything they can catch and whatever the hell they feel like eating. They can grow to a total of one foot in length, eight inches in height. They come in a variety of colors including: orange, brown, black, grey, yellow, and white. They can also come in different patterns: Stripes, spots, and solid.

The fire from the kitten comes from the stomach region. It takes a deep breath and expels the fire through the mouth. To prevent from overheating and the fire inside the stomach alive, the kitten expels steam and smoke through the nostrils.

"Did you hear what happened to George"
"What?"
"He broke into Jean's house and was devoured by a Fire Breathing Kitten.

by Baby Wolverine February 8, 2010