Double Bestie

To best friends who are AMAZING FRIENDS who tell each other secrets, which aren't really secrets

Mercedes! You are my double bestie!

by Asianjew3652 July 3, 2010

Bestiality

The pleasure to have sexual intercourse with a non-human species, also having no morels of that species, basically when someone want's to have sexual intercourse with an animal but they don't have any morels for the animal itself, they only care about sex.

Having intercourse with an animal, no morels for it *Bestiality*

by Novimo March 12, 2020

Bestialic Banter

When someone enters into humorous discourse redgarding sexual relations with members of the great animal kingdom.

Please lay off the bestialic banter in front of my mother. She's not as sexually open minded as most.

by Lucien Sanchez February 25, 2009

bestial

is or related to animals; savage like an animal

He was bestial when he robbed the store.

by TheWeilderofWackyWords February 1, 2017

bestial eroticism

A sick sexual urge for a hunter of large animals to fantasize as well as act out these fantasies of sexual intercourse upon their prey. This is typified by stickers on the back of their truck window displaying an animal and a double entendre worded below that could be taken as "hunter slang" but is really "animal sex code" for the initiated.

Hey Wilbur, did you see that Elk I tagged last night? I took my "Best Shot" and showed that "Bad Boy" who was boss, and it was a "Full Load". Next week when the bow hunt starts, I'm gonna "Give him the Shaft!". Just don't tell anyone that this is code for bestial eroticism...... shhhhhhhh.

by The animal "tagger" May 16, 2008

almost bestie

it's kind of self explanatory, but almost bestie is someone who is not quite your best friend but is nearly.
It is also a ironic expression for bagging your best friend by sayin that they are only your "almost bestie".

claire: "helen, fuck off, you are only ,my almost bestie!!!"
helen: "(sob, sob) i thought you were my best friend"
OR
helen: "you just failed me by not giving me your lunch, you are no longer my almost bestie! (laughs hilariously)
claire:i didn't want to be you stinking almost bestie anyway, i've got my friend amy instead!"

by claireo February 3, 2006

Bestie

A variation of the words, 'best friends,' or 'best friends forever.' Commonly used between two BFFs once the name 'Bff' becomes over-used and old, however, Bestie will never become more popular than Bff because BFF will always remain the original, and true name for Best Friends.

Mary: Ok I have new nick-names for us.
Jen: Yep?
Mary: Besties.
Jen: Ok bestie!
Mary: Wub you bestie!

by HmmfCreator June 11, 2009