Bible Bumper

Someone who cherry picks stories from the Bible for there arguments, often for hate. Also people who constantly talk about there religiousness when nobody asked, they also might have a “more righteous than thou” attitude.

Person A: “PREMARITAL SEX IS A SIN AND YOUR GOING TO HELL!”

Person B: “Look another Bible Bumper”

by That one lost remote June 9, 2021

Dutch Bumper

When a lady sits her puss on a man’s anus while he’s ripping ass; causing vibrations, and leading to her cumming uncontrollably into his hole and making a stanky pie.

My girl made us beans for the third time this week. I think she’s fixin’ for another Dutch Bumper. But I still think I can feel some goop in my bum from last time, so I think I’m gonna pass.

by sci-isms June 11, 2023

Donut Bumper

A lesbian. The term refers to the sex position scissoring (✂️) in which two girls rub their pussies together to orgasm. Donut = Vagina

Bumper = Bumping donuts together.

Lizzy is a slutty donut bumper, she scissored 21 girls at a nightclub!

by imsokoolllll October 22, 2023

drive-by bumper

Any inconsiderate asshole or bitch who "bumps" their stereo while driving by, waking you from a deep sleep, and pisses you off.

Jack: "Why are you so bitchy today?"

Jane: "I got woken up at 4:30 this morning by a drive-by bumper. Some people are so rude!"

by T0nk5_McD3an November 27, 2009

you on my bumper

"You on my bumper" basically means, "Get off my back"

(Student to teacher who is directing the student to work), "Ms. Jackson, you on my bumper!"

by AshleyE October 20, 2013

Rubber up your bumper

To lube up your asshole or someone else's asshole

Hey girl, bend over and rubber up your bumper because you're about to get lifted

by Yep, I did it, so what? May 18, 2016

cutie with a bumper

A gal that's pretty and has a round big butt

Jackie is such a cutie with a bumper...

by Yoncez February 27, 2017