a form of suicide, in which one requests a prostitute if one can lick her ass. Easily spreading a Sti, into the victim.
by jmack5646 August 4, 2006
Get the ass buffet mug.Jason is such a cock buffer.
Why don't you just go buff a few cocks.
Is there a cock buffer in the house?
Why don't you just go buff a few cocks.
Is there a cock buffer in the house?
by Bernard Lebowski January 9, 2004
Get the Cock Buffer mug.Someone who go in and makeout with a girl or lick her pussy right after she had sex with another guy.
Eddie: hey babe your vagina taste funny today...
Some Whore: ohh really? I've had alot of salt... =S
Eddie: why is there this long ass pube here?
Some Whore: it's not yours???
Eddie: no I shaved... like a bald eagle
Some Whore: ohhh it umm must be from my head...
Other guy hiding in the cupboard using all of his muscle in his body... trying not to laugh at the fact that "eddie" has just tasted his juice.
i.e eddie is a penis buffer
Some Whore: ohh really? I've had alot of salt... =S
Eddie: why is there this long ass pube here?
Some Whore: it's not yours???
Eddie: no I shaved... like a bald eagle
Some Whore: ohhh it umm must be from my head...
Other guy hiding in the cupboard using all of his muscle in his body... trying not to laugh at the fact that "eddie" has just tasted his juice.
i.e eddie is a penis buffer
by Random7410 May 3, 2008
Get the Penis Buffer mug.A person with tinnitus who gives poor advice about tinnitus and is obsessed with giving habituation platitudes. The word is a reference to Jastreboff, the researcher who started Tinnitus Retraining Therapy, a therapy dedicated to habituation platitudes.
by MPPpostingplace December 30, 2019
Get the Boffer mug.A member of the opposite sex seated between two straight men as a "buffer", in order to cut back on awkwardness. Often abbreviated "PB" in casual use.
Jenna, Dave and Carlos have their panties in a twist and won't sit next to each other. Can you go over there and pussy buffer (PB)?
by cannedpeaches July 15, 2010
Get the pussy buffer mug.A chick who is so much of a slut, that theres always enough of her as a guy wants to go around.
A chick who you know does anything sexual to all of her guy "friends" any time she goes out to "the movies" with them.
A chick who will turn tricks (any trick) for money. After all, you do have to pay for a buffet.
A chick who you know does anything sexual to all of her guy "friends" any time she goes out to "the movies" with them.
A chick who will turn tricks (any trick) for money. After all, you do have to pay for a buffet.
Kelly: "Man, that chick always does everything and anything sexual to all of her so-called boyfriends."
Jack: "She's a total slut buffet."
Joe: "I heard that Lisa will do whatever a guy wants her to for a low price."
Mark: "What a slut buffet."
Jack: "She's a total slut buffet."
Joe: "I heard that Lisa will do whatever a guy wants her to for a low price."
Mark: "What a slut buffet."
by Pirate_Princess007 September 2, 2010
Get the slut buffet mug.The German phrase for a whore party. At the minge buffet, gentleman walk in to find a vast array of females wanting to give them a good fucking.
- Wow, this is a minge buffet and a half. Most of these girls propably don't even have diseases!
- No dinner for me lads, I ate too much at the minge buffet.
- No dinner for me lads, I ate too much at the minge buffet.
by Marc885 July 19, 2006
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