Bantersauross 

Despite having the word 'banter' in its name, someone described as a Bantersauross have no banter whatsoever. In fact, they are usually the brunt of the jokes.

"That was funny! I've got great banter"

"Yeah...definitely Mr. Bantersauross. Although you've definitely got Squaids"

Bantersauross by SlimSquaidy May 31, 2021

Twat-Banter 

Twat-Banter.

Noun

The outward display of affection between two intimately friendly parties by extreme piss taking, savage in nature.

Usually characterised, and generally understood by the rule of thumb that the more offensive and deftly aimed that the ribbing is, the greater the respect or underlying fondness that exists.

"Sweet Jesus, Gwyneth! Your vagina is like a wizards sleeve!"

"Haha! Your twat-banter is on top form tonight Rupert."

Twat-Banter by Lord Horatio Richards September 27, 2022

author is open to hearing about dead batteries 

an AO3 tag for smut fanfiction meaning the author of said fic is open to hearing about readers masturbating to the fic.

"its fine to tell me that you jerked off to my fics as long as the fic has the author is open to hearing about dead batteries tag."

author is open to hearing about dead batteries by sharksrcool January 8, 2023

Hater Baiter

A person or persons who intentionally provokes angry, negative feelings.

Westboro Baptist Church is protesting a child's funeral. They're such hater baiters.

Hater Baiter by crackamacka March 27, 2011

batterwitch 

Word used by John Egbert in the webcomic Homestuck (written by Andrew Hussie).

Is used to describe Betty Crocker in a hateful manner.

John: THE HEINOUS BATTERWITCH HAS HER GNARLED CLAWS IN EVERYTHING.

What do Gushers have to do with baked goods anyway??

How does this make sense???

Why????

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???????????

batterwitch by homestuckderp August 30, 2013

Battersnatch 

A vagina with a very bad yeast infection.

I was going to have lunch at the Y today but all they had left was battersnatch.

Battersnatch by Pnoder April 16, 2009

Chicken Banter 

Banter or exchange of witticisms alluding to chickens, eggs, or any other components of farm life

Mike: If you peep about this to anyone I'll scramble your ass
Ricky: don't worry, when I was being interrogated by the dean, I was walkin' around egg shells tryin not to spill the beans!
Mike: good cause the deans a perv. This chick I know went to see him in his office and he offered to show her his pecker
Ricky: damn! that man really needs to get laid!
Mike: yeah but he should stop thinking with his cock or he'll get fried

Mom: BOYS! QUIT YOUR CHICKEN BANTER!

Chicken Banter by Campus Farmer April 13, 2010