When a Canadian spends enough time with Americans and they become an absolute asshole, renouncing their Canadian politeness because they're paid 75 cents on the dollar like a woman.
Pers 1-I can't spend time with so-and-so anymore, he's a total ass hat.
Pers 2-That's what happens when you get battered Canadian Syndrome.
Pers 2-That's what happens when you get battered Canadian Syndrome.
by highlandblade April 5, 2019
Get the Battered Canadian Syndromemug. by Binkley11 February 8, 2010
Get the batter flapsmug. The male equivalent of “stir the paint”.
(Open relationship exclusive) When your man returns from a gay hookup after getting absolutely decimated in his prostate, he asks for you to “clean it out” and finish the job for him.
Pegging or inserting your tinky winky into his laa-laa is recommended here.
(Optional) Yell loudly “Housekeeping!” when clearing his anus of bodily fluids for further experience in this exciting journey.
You can inquire to your partner to (consensually) put their “cake batter” in the oven. You can suck it out directly with a garden hose and put it in a pan (pansexual) and cook it for 69 minutes. Voila. Free crotch fruit.
(Open relationship exclusive) When your man returns from a gay hookup after getting absolutely decimated in his prostate, he asks for you to “clean it out” and finish the job for him.
Pegging or inserting your tinky winky into his laa-laa is recommended here.
(Optional) Yell loudly “Housekeeping!” when clearing his anus of bodily fluids for further experience in this exciting journey.
You can inquire to your partner to (consensually) put their “cake batter” in the oven. You can suck it out directly with a garden hose and put it in a pan (pansexual) and cook it for 69 minutes. Voila. Free crotch fruit.
by cheesebiscuitsandwine September 23, 2024
Get the stir the cake battermug. by JDubya67 June 11, 2019
Get the battered clammug. Ghosts of baby batters past is when a female offers you a drink and you know she has sucked dick recently. This must be within a 24 hour window.
I dont drink after any bitch. They all scandalous and whos to know when she be suckin some dudes cock last. Shit my luck it been couple hours before and i be gettin ghosts of baby batters past.
by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 15, 2023
Get the Ghosts of baby batters pastmug. Baby Batter is when a guy cums so much it looks like batter , and baby because of sperm been babies!
Guy 1 - hey you sexy girl you wanna swollow my baby Batter
Girl - Ew no way
Guy 2 - I will
(Guy splooges baby Batter in mouth)
Girl - Ew no way
Guy 2 - I will
(Guy splooges baby Batter in mouth)
by Cumspatter August 16, 2018
Get the Baby Battermug. When a woman inserts her vibrator, dildo or other pleasuring implement so deeply that she cannot retrieve it from her vaginal or anal canal.
by All Bets Hedged February 18, 2021
Get the Lost the Spoon in the Battermug.