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Cortnee Barker

The ah-may-zingg-est person in the worldd!!!!(:
Cortnee Barker is ah-may-zingg! (:
by bahahotchick May 15, 2010
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bark

A female bark better known as a "queef". A female bark is a rare bodily function caused by a pocket of air forming inside of the vagina when it is constantly pounded by the wrath of a man stick and is then released upon removal of the respected scholars penasia
Example: "bro I was fucking this slam pig missionary and she fuckin barked when I pulled out"
by Thy bons February 18, 2014
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bark

To break wind, to fart. Also used as a noun, i.e. flatulence.
It's embarrassing to bark in an elevator.
by zjo123 December 15, 2006
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bark busters

Plastic or metal hand guards on dirt bikes that protect your hands from hitting objects such as trees, bushes, cactus, rocks flying at you from your buddy's rear tire.
If not for my bark busters I would have broke all my fingers from the rocks chuck sent flying at me when he twisted the throttle.
by David J. L. December 14, 2008
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Bark Mitzvah

The moment when a puppy becomes a dog.
Buster went the whole day without eating a cushion... I think he had his Bark Mitzvah!
by CM_Schwartzy July 23, 2014
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Bark on the Wall

When something/someone/some emotion/anything has no explanation for being there. It just is.
A: Why is there bark on the wall?
B: Oh, its just a Bark on the Wall.

A: What mad life is this?
B: Tts just Bark on the Wall, man. Bark on the Wall.
by Raped by me May 31, 2017
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bark beetle

A small wood-boring beetle that tunnels under the bark of trees, which die if heavily infested.

Also a term for a female that "bores under the skin" of every male she comes into contact with. Causing the male significant psychological issues to the point of mental break down.
You are dating Katie? She's a bark beetle bro, you'll be admitted to a psych ward!
by AquaManOriginal April 18, 2018
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